Mike Pence is a strange, sad little man, but then again who wouldn’t be when serving alongside Donald Trump.
Many believe that he is just biding his time until that train falls apart and his rise to the presidency is cleared, and university fraternity brother Dan Murphy confirmed this week that Pence has always harboured ambitions of becoming the leader of the free world.
Oh, and he also confirmed something else that is pretty interesting – Mike Pence is a dirty little snitch.
Here’s the story of how he sold his brothers down the river via The Root:
…when Pence was a sophomore at Hanover College, a small Presbyterian school with a strict no-alcohol policy, he alerted the dean to his frat brothers’ keg.
At the time, Animal House was the big movie, and Pence’s frat bros were re-creating wild party scenes like the one in the movie. They’d established this complex plan to bring kegs into the frat house, and Pence’s job was to clear things up with the adults should things go wrong.
One night the party got pretty wild, and some of Pence’s frat bros got wind that a dean was coming to the house. Since Pence [below, speaking at his university] wasn’t really a hard partier—so Mike Pence—he was to meet the dean head-on and finesse the situation while his bros hid the evidence.
According to Murphy, the dean came to the door and Pence…escorted him directly to the contraband and confirmed that the banned alcohol did belong to Phi Gamma Delta.
The entire fraternity was handed harsh punishments.
“They really raked us over the coals. The whole house was locked down,” Murphy told the magazine.
His frat bros didn’t take too kindly to Pence’s snitching, but as fate would have it, Pence was super tight with the school’s administration, which offered him a job after he graduated…
Sold his tjommies down the river to impress the school’s admin, who would later employ him. What a rat.
Should we hate him because he snitched – probably not. But how about some of these quotes:
“Obviously, this is Walt Disney’s attempt to add childhood expectation to the cultural debate over the role of women in the military. I suspect that some mischievous liberal at Disney assumes that Mulan’s story will cause a quiet change in the next generation’s attitude about women in combat…Many young women find many young men to be attractive sexually. Put them together, in close quarters, for long periods of time, and things will get interesting…Moral of the story: women in military, bad idea.”
He used the Disney movie Mulan to say that pesky women shouldn’t serve in their country’s military.
“Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill”.
Maybe he vapes.
“Global warming is a myth…There, I said it. Just like the ‘new Ice Age’ scare of the 1970s, the environmental movement has found a new chant for their latest ‘Chicken Little’ attempt to raise taxes and grow centralized [sic] governmental power. The chant is ‘the sky is warming! the sky is warming!'”
“Homosexuality is incompatible with military service because the presence of homosexuals in the ranks weakens unit cohesion.”
“Congress should oppose any effort to recognize [sic] homosexuals as a “discreet and insular minority” entitled to the protection of anti-discrimination laws similar to those extended to women and ethnic minorities.”
And more and more, like how he calls his wife ‘Mother’ and refuses to be without her in any setting that has both women and alcohol, but we’re done for now.
That image right up top, by the way, comes from The Atlantic’s brilliant piece titled ‘God’s Plan for Mike Pence‘.
If you’ve ever wondered how a religious man can stand next to Donald Trump with a straight face then that’s well worth a read.
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