Good for you, Emily.

While the rest of us were donning jerseys and gloves and beanies to keep warm, Ratajkowski was living it up on a yacht in Sardinia.

Together with “hunky male model Jordan Barrett”, as the Daily Mail calls him, Emily “wowed in a very skimpy bikini” while aboard the luxury vessel.

Cool.

High fives if you realised that I couldn’t care less about this entire thing, and am currently questioning a number of life choices.

Let’s get this over with:

One more so we can say we tried:

Spectacular, or some other adjective.

We shall now part ways and engage in some introspection.

[source:dailymail]