I don’t think there’s ever a perfect time to discuss Donald Trump’s downstairs bits, but Friday seems like a good time to delve back into that mess.
In case you missed round one, Stormy Daniels’ new book, Full Disclosure (or Massive Overshare to some), describes Trump’s penis in great detail.
Three words – ‘mushroom’, ‘Toad’, and ‘yeti’.
There was no way Trevor Noah was going to let this slide, and on The Daily Show earlier this week he took his chance.
From just before the three-minute mark, he’s off and running:
I feel gross.
I would also like to draw your attention to this gem, which hasn’t received enough coverage.
My guess is he is trying to say ‘thicc‘, but I could be wrong.
THHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/swGxjnObhU
— Data XTIAN (@SoylentMerchant) September 20, 2018
Maybe it’s ‘no collutttthion’, or maybe it’s ‘Methhhhico is going to pay for that wall’.
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