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February 14, 2019

Ford’s ‘Lane-Keeping Bed’ For Partners Who Don’t Keep To Their Side Is Outrageous [Video]

Ford has designed a bed guaranteed to keep your bed-hogging partner from straying out of "their lane".

If you share a bed with someone, then you either know the struggle, or you are the struggle.

The struggle, of course, is the inevitable point in the night when one of you decides, unconsciously, that the side of the bed that is not yours is now the perfect place to sleep.

If your partner gets in the way, simply shove them off the edge.

According to Mashable, Ford identified this issue, and decided to use car technology to do something about it.

I wouldn’t advise trying this at home, but it presents an interesting option:

I have so many questions.

Is cuddling now not an option?

Does having sex on this thing turn it into the bed equivalent of a mechanical bull?

Does it work on bed-hogging cats?

If anyone reading this has one of these beds, we’d all like to know.

[source:mashable]