People on American game shows always seem so damn happy.

The hosts have beaming, pearly white smiles, and the contestants just can’t gosh darn wait to win themselves some heckin’ money.

Enter trucking business owner Blair Davis, who was appearing on popular game show Wheel of Fortune, and his brutally honest answer to a question about his family from host Pat Sajak.

Blair, I salute you:

The greatest introduction ever on @WheelofFortune 😂 pic.twitter.com/YJwQZPb6AG

— Complex (@Complex) October 15, 2019

Tell us how you really feel, pal.

If you’re wondering how he manages to smile throughout that tale of woe, it’s because he was actually yanking the host’s chain.

See his full answer below:

What a guy.

Thoughts and prayers to all of you out there who really are trapped in loveless marriages with rotten kids.

[source:huffpost]