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This Sunday, Capetonians and visitors from around the world will don clothing that is far too figure-hugging and pedal their way around the peninsula.

More power to you, if that’s your vibe. I hope the wind is at your back and the Vaseline prevents chafe in certain sensitive areas.

Those who aren’t taking part still need to be aware of the road closures, both on Saturday and Sunday, because you don’t want to end up in a stand-off with a peeved peloton of prawns.

Via the Cape Town Cycle Tour’s website, here’s what you need to know:

Get it? Got it? Good.

If you want to cheer wildly from the sidelines, you could learn a thing or two from this chap.

[source:capetowncycletour]