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  • Irony Alert – Car Smashes Into Café At High Constantia Shopping Centre [Images]

    04 Aug 2020 by Jasmine Stone in Cape Town, Cars, Lifestyle, South Africa
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    [imagesource: @Zero2Turbo / Twitter]

    UPDATE – WE ALSO HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THE CRASH HERE…

    Sometimes, a car just has a little too much power for the driver to handle.

    The limited edition Lamborghini Essenza SCV 12, for example, can only be driven on racing tracks.

    As for the good folk of Constantia, you’ll find plenty of fancy cars out and about, like this Jaguar, which ploughed into the outside area of the popular Botanicum Café & Grill, at the High Constantia Shopping Centre, earlier this morning.

    Not a great deal is known about what happened in the lead-up to the crash, but these images were shared on Twitter:

    SVR oops in Constantia, Cape Town 😖

    How do you get it so wrong in a parking lot?

    Source: Unknown pic.twitter.com/5HoxbKAgqW

    — Zero2Turbo.com (@Zero2Turbo) August 4, 2020

    This is the kind of excitement we usually see reserved for Café du Cap – sorry, you’ll have to make your way to 113 Loop Street to enjoy their delights, or make use of their same-day delivery service.

    I would like to applaud this duo for their dedication to wearing their face masks:

    Who wants to know the real irony to the above scene?

    Some of you might have caught Seth’s Instagram Story from back in March:

    Back to this morning’s accident, and check out that plate, pal:

    Reckon your Tuesday is shit? Have a thought about 2FAST4U – WP. 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/8L42gR7o6L

    — Kye Bowerman 🗯 (@Kyenedy) August 4, 2020

    Well, there it is.

    Too fast, too furious, and 2FAST4U.

    I reckon a visit to Anthony Tromp is on the cards soon.

    UPDATE – WE ALSO HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THE CRASH HERE…

    [source:twitter]

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