Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt divorced in 2016, a full four years ago, so I’m pretty sure she doesn’t care who he dates.
The actor has had a few rumoured affairs, including one with Charlize Theron, but has not dated anyone seriously since the split, until now.
Why should we care?
There’s no logical reason for people to be interested in the lives of celebrities, especially when, as The Daily Mail puts it, someone was ‘spotted’ briefly with someone, before the tabloid raids that someone’s Instagram account to find pictures of them in a bikini.
The ‘someone’ in this scenario is Nicole Poturalski, 27, a model who speaks five languages, is a mother of one, and founded an organisation to help sharks.
Here are a few of those bikini shots, because if we’re honest, despite all of her achievements, that’s what you’re here for:
You can find her Instagram account here.
Right, more on why everyone thinks that Brad and Nicole are together.
Nicole, who stands at 5’10” and bears a striking resemblance to Brad’s ex-wife Angelina Jolie, was pictured touching down at the South of France’s Le Castellet Airport via private jet on Wednesday afternoon.
Whether or not she “bears a striking resemblance” to Angelina is debatable:
The two of them allegedly went on holiday together at Château Miraval, an estate Brad purchased in 2011 with his ex-wife.
A mysterious source said that “before boarding their private jet, the pair were seen acting like ‘loved up teenagers'”.
They were kissing and Brad was being super attentive to her,’ added the source. ‘He was in a semi public place but didn’t seem to mind people seeing him. She’s a real beauty and obviously a lot younger than him.’
That’s a bit creepy, ogling them as they went about their business.
The ‘source’ didn’t explain how the kissing happened while both Nicole and Brad were wearing masks.
You’ll find more blurry pics of them near, or boarding, the private jet with masks on, here.
But on to more important things – Nicole’s star sign.
The Daily Mail wants you to know that Nicole is a Capricorn.
Nicole’s ambitions started bubbling to the fore at an early age, as at the tender age of 13, she expressed a desire to become a marine biologist.
However, her path to such a career took something of an unexpected turn when she was spotted by a talent scout during a visit to Disneyland Paris.
Often going by the first name of Nico, she also isn’t afraid to get political, much like Brad, who earlier this year slammed the Republican party at the Academy Awards.
She wore a t-shirt with “protect kids, not guns” on it, once, and speaks out about how kak the Republican party is.
We can get behind that.
Now off with you.
You have stuff to do, and so do I.
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