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Stanford University researchers have just delivered a brutal little reality check for elder millennials: you’re about to get old, and not in that slow, dignified, “silver fox” kind of way. Nope, your body’s planning a sneak attack, molecular style.
According to the boffins, ageing isn’t some gentle downhill stroll; it’s more like hitting a brick wall at 44, and then careening off a cliff at 60.
The study, which landed in the ever-cheerful pages of Nature Aging, dives into what they call “nonlinear patterns in molecular markers of ageing”, per VICE – science-speak for: one minute you’re vibing through life, the next your cells are waving the white flag.
Researchers went full CSI, analysing over 135,000 molecules and microbes from 108 people aged 25 to 75. Blood, skin, nose and mouth swabs, poop — nothing was sacred.
What they found was that your body doesn’t politely bow out of youth, it slams the door. Around age 44, everything from cardiovascular functions to how your body handles booze and coffee starts going downhill like it’s being chased. Then, at 60, your internal systems just throw in the towel. Immune regulation, kidney function, skin and muscle elasticity, carb metabolism – all of it starts crumbling like an overbaked Ouma rusk.
And before anyone starts pointing fingers at menopause or man-flu, the study was clear: gender doesn’t give you a get-out-of-ageing-free card. Men and women alike hit the same molecular speed bumps, even when accounting for the hormonal rollercoaster women hit in their 40s.
The researchers still don’t have the full picture of why your cells decide to mutiny at these specific ages, but the timeline might explain why people in their 40s and 60s suddenly become prime targets for things like neurodegenerative diseases and heart problems.
And — shocker — the usual advice applies: if you don’t want to completely fall apart, try moving your body more and stop eating like you’re actively trying to audition for a Darwin Award.
[Source: Vice]
