Jacob Zuma Should Really Add “Editor Of ANN7” To His Resumé

In a tell-all book, former ANN7 editor rajesh Sundaram spills the beans on what life was like at the Gupta-owned network and how Zuma really ran the show.
God, How Embarrassing – ANN7 Employees Openly Mocked And Taunted Manyi At His First Staff Meeting

Usually it’s the employees who are the nervous party when a new boss rules the roost, but over at ANN7 they don’t seem to respect poor Jimmy all that much.
The Daily Maverick’s Hectic Assessment Of The Guptas Selling ANN7

News broke that the Guptas were selling their media empire to buddy Mzwanele ‘Jimmy’ Manyi, and of course there are many layers to unpack here.
CRINGE: ANN7 Are Back With Another Shocker From Outside Ahmed Kathrada’s Hospital [Video]

Oh dear, trust ANN7 to make an awkward on-air blooper during their coverage of Ahmed Kathrada’s condition from earlier this week.
This Is How Bad ANN7 And The New Age Are At Geography

Oh no, they’ve only gone and done it again. Here we have ANN7 reinventing the map of Cape Town, with The New Age jumping on the bandwagon.
The Fail Train Rolls On: ANN7’s Agony Is Never Ending [VIDEO] #sobaditsgood

One can only imagine that the executive producer of this hot mess is reaching Hitler/Bunker levels of desperation, as the misery storm that is Africa News Network 7 continues to spiral toward the earth – a fuselage without wings, captained by a corpse. CLICK HERE and HERE… AND HERE for yesterday’s ANN7 fails. Do you work […]
The Acting In This Samsung Ad Is Almost As Bad As The Presenting On ANN7 [VIDEO]

Which means that it’s sitting somewhere on a scale between “appalling” and “this is a spoof commissioned by a reddit subthread”. We particularly enjoyed the neat categorisation of the clueless housewife, gaming asian guy, and bored porn addict/ponzi scheme architect.
Explore A Taste Of Luxury In Zambia

If you’re looking for a holiday where you can experience the high life at a slightly cheaper price than other parts of the world, then a trip to Southern Africa might be for you.
UK’s Version Of Fox News Off To A Rocky Start With Some Cracking Bloopers [Videos]

Dubbed “a kind of weird little British cousin of Fox News”, GB News launched on Sunday, and it hasn’t been without a few hiccups.
BOMBSHELL: Staggering Claims Made Against Jacob Zuma Yesterday

At this stage, knowing what we do about Jacob Zuma’s leading role in State Capture and subverting anything remotely resembling a functional government, it takes a jaw-dropping claim to grab headlines.
Thursday Morning Spice

FB takes on YouTube. ‘Pedo’ takes on Musk. Michael Jackson fake song lawsuit. Steinhoff update. Top SA kids’ names. Celeb hacker sentenced. Baldwin pulls out of Joker role. Mel B Rehab.
These Guys Compiled A ‘100 Best YouTube Videos Of All Time’ List

There’s a staggering number of videos uploaded to YouTube every day, so cracking the top 100 is no mean feat. We picked seven for your enjoyment.
Get Ready To Cringe – One Of The Most Awkward Interviews Of All Time [Video]

I’ve seen my fair share of on-air gaffes, but I’ve never seen anything deliver hit after hit quite like this stinker coming out San Diego.
Teleprompter One, Bantu Holomisa Zero [Video]

With the lights glaring and the camera rolling, Bantu Holomisa was tasked with reading the news. Yeah, let’s just say it didn’t really go according to plan.
Wednesday Morning Spice

‘Debora Patta’s A White B*tch’. Stephen Hawking dies. Last Pollsmoor escapee caught. Trump’s Twitter firing. Steinhoff downs hedge fund. Another Putin critic dead in UK. Uber’s new safety feature. Dog death on flight outrage. TJ Miller settles abuse claims. Zayn and Gigi overs.
The NRA Have Their Own TV Channel And It’s Terrifying [Video]

Americans and their guns, right? Well, if you’ve ever wondered what airs on pro-gun channel NRA TV, you’re in for a nasty surprise.
These Are The Seven Ministers Cyril Needs To Kick To The Curb

There will be no shortage of ministers looking nervously over their shoulders, but there are seven in particular who we could all do with seeing the back of.
Monday Morning Spice

LinkedIn espionage. Max Clifford dies. Bitcoin futures launch. Apple acquires Shazam. Cyril rejects Zuma deal. Multichoice drama. Gomez to play Meghan Markle?
Wednesday Morning Spice

Reading stats shock SA. Listeriosis kills 36. Naspers’ giant mess. Trump’s bank account handed over. Attenborough calls oceans ‘toxic soup’. Russia Olympic ban. Hitler’s neighbour. Schumi still fighting. Meghan vs Ivanka.
Monday Morning Spice

Kaspersky used for spying? Naspers on Multichoice corruption claims. Trump’s Flynn tweet fumble. Tesla heading for Mars. UK reverend prays George is gay. Harry wanted celeb wife. Obama punishes Trump. Rihanna’s street. Who killed Pablo?
Monday Morning Spice

Bitcoin surpasses $9,000. Bezos clears $100 billion. Mugabe cried. Bali volcano on brink. Putin’s foreign agent media law. SA hits junk status. Black Friday gun record. Online reviews mean nothing.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Mugabe’s sons in hiding. Impeachment latest. Gupta TV axed. Beware ‘Crocodile’ Mnangagwa. More Bill Clinton’s sex assault allegations. Inside North Korea. Ashes war of words. DB Cooper letter emerges. Gwyneth Paltrow’s new stalker. Entourage actor takes lie detector test.
Celebrate Friday The 13th With These Classic Halloween News Bloopers [Video]

Black cats and bad luck and people at work trying to make you ‘skrik’ with some elaborate prank – welcome to Friday the 13th. Hang in there and enjoy these fails.
OWNED: The ANCYL In Limpopo Humiliated Sushi King Kenny Kunene

Kenny Kunene loves grabbing headlines, and when you allege that someone unloaded 21 bullets on your car in a hit attempt people take notice. Limpopo ain’t buying it.
Nobody Cares About The Ramaphosa Sex Scandal

On Monday it was all the rage, but as the week has dragged on (and the smear campaign kicked into overdrive) everyone seems to have lost interest in Cyril’s misdeeds.
Zuma’s Sons Are Unravelling – Duduzane’s Open Letter And Edward’s Drunken Rant [Video]

We know that Jacob is feeling the pinch, with members of his own party now openly waging war against him, but it looks like his kids really can’t take the heat.
2oceansvibe Celebrates First Gupta / White Monopoly Capital Troll

We’ve been taking the piss out of the Guptas, their lackeys, and those who dance to their tune for a while now. At long last, we now have our first troll.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Trump – US staying in Afghanistan. Barcelona van attack latest. Big Ben goes silent. SA’s best steakhouse. Guptas sell ANN7. Newlands ready for pricey Bok tickets. Mayweather calls Bieber traitor. Good news for Stranger Things fans.
Thuli Madonsela, Her CIA Spy Job, And The Guptas

Those Thuli Madonsela spy allegations had to start somewhere, and thanks to those leaked Gupta emails we might have a clue where that is.
Cringe City: BBC Anchor Twiddles Thumbs For Four Minutes LIVE On Air [Video]

It’s the kind of thing we are used to seeing from the likes of ANN7, but the BBC don’t usually drop the ball like this. It’s pretty darn cringe.