Dale over at www.idale.co.za just did a feature on some guy bloggers and their dream cars. Some of them were pretty obvious, and some were nothing short of genius. Personally, I thought mine took the cake. Please enjoy the Ferrari GT 250 California .. (a la Ferris Bueller..). The Ferrari 250 GT California […]
I saw an old BMW 850 on the road the other day and I still got a bit of tingle – thinking back to how it felt when I first saw one as a kid. God they were cool. they’re still cool. The mind blowing thing about it, was that the shape of the car […]
“Kudos” obsessives will definitely give the audacious driver of this Vespa “kudos” for his/her parking ON Camps Bay beach . It is SO brazen, SO radical and SO brilliantly rude, that we should do nothing but stand and applaud. In the words of Montell Jordan.. “THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!” Stand up from […]
A reader sent me these pics and I thought it was just a screen shot from some sick fantasy dream they were having. But no, this is a genuine concept car. Cover one eye before you look at these shots – it might be too much to handle: Taste it Feel it Hold it […]
It had to happen. After many years of stoned Capetonian antics and the general “park anywhere” mentality, The V&A Waterfront security team have had enough and are now, surprisingly, clamping vehicles who park “in the middle of nowhere.” “Middle of nowhere” parking is now an offence“Oh my God! It’s like you can’t do ANYTHING […]
This guy COMPLETELY pushed his luck: But I’m not talking about the ACTUAL plate, which is fairly-to-mildly radical (FABDAD – WP) – I’m talking about what is written underneath it : “DIRTY SEXY MONEY.” Jesus, bru! You’re pushing it! It would be quite sick on a beetle – for that sarcastic angle. But, […]
Spotted this on thecoolhunter.net So cool.. So…very….cool.. The 1934 BMW R7Be….strong. Check it out: Think back 70 or 75 years to a time when design began to break away from the traditional and elaborate rationalism that ensued for hundreds of years. As the styles of Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Streamline and Zigzag […]
I’m almost positive that you can’t call the owner of this car a cock. I mean, he is driving the LATEST Rolls Royce convertible and his numberplate is MR WP – as in Mr. Western Province. It’s SO over-the-top that he simply HAS to be taking the piss. A splash of excess with a […]
It’s always a treat to find South-Africa exclusive slang phrases appearing on international brands, bltantly unaware of how their product might fome across when reaching our shores. Not that anyone local would consider what a particular word or model number looks like upside-down. I am referring, of course, to the BMW 530d, which looks like […]
I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a reliable cape town panel beater and I honestly think I’ve struck gold. Sorry, WE’VE struck gold! Ok, I had this […]
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A PANEL BEATER IN CENTRAL CAPE TOWN – CLICK HERE. MENTION 2OCEANSVIBE FOR A DISCOUNT I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a […]
Good morning, my beautiful angels. It is Monday. I’m feeling edgy. We’re gonna kick off with this and take it easy… FAIL [thanks john]
I received the following email from a 2oceansvibe reader about a particularly sad site on Ocean View Drive. Shame, poor sod Hey Seth, Check out these two photos… As you can see from the 1st pic, some poor dude’s garage burnt down. The house is on Ocean View drive as you come out of […]
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]
Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead. [thanks andy]
The Fruit Farmer sent me a beautiful story today, about Johannesburg, written by Top Gear personality, Jeremy Clarkson following his recent visit to our beautiful shores. Clarky This, from The Times online: I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softiesIt’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how […]
Spotted this incredible vibe on Blacknote’s website. The Perana Z-One South African Built, Zagato Bodied and Corvette Powered This, originally from Jalopnik: We’re still waiting for the full press release, but here’s what we know  the Perana Z-one is the first fruits of a collaboration between Milanese coachbuilders Zagato and a […]
Spotted outside The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay. From afar On closer inspection Jesus certainly does save! And then he went and blew his savings on a Ferrari! Nice work, JC! This, sent in by Lotte E: Hi Seth I can’t remember if this one has been on 2Oceans yet. Picked up […]
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the […]
Surely this is the best one? Whahahaha! See what I did there? BEST 1 WP – so I said, “Surely this must be the best one .” And then you thought I meant it would just be like a clever numberplate. But then you checked it and the ACTUAL words were “BEST 1!” […]
Dave V sent this in, asking what I was up to in the ‘burbs. Come on. You know that’s not me. Although I do have some Irish blood, I’m not from Ireland.
I’m a big fan of the colour pink and don’t mind splashing my vibe with a little bit here and there. Like the odd pink shirt, or pink socks. I must say, I don’t have any pink jocks. Do Calvin Klein make pink boxers/briefs for guys? Mum, could we investigate that please? Ta. Now, much […]
I enjoyed this little moment of humour. Clearly a mom or girlfriend? of a Butlers driver – there was clearly not enough time on hand to remove the sign and this is the result. A very rare sighting of a chick driving a Butlers Pizza delivery vehicle. One large Regina, coming up! Here’s […]
See what they did here? 110% ANAL Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..
Obama’s ride: Just 1. Nothing else. No CA. No DC. Just 1. Respect! [thanks michael]
Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and […]
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]