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Love
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World’s Fattest Man Finds Love With 7/10 American Woman [PICS + VIDEO]
06 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Weighing in at 445 kilograms at his heaviest, Paul Mason was the worlds fattest man. Constricted to his bed because of massive bulk, the 52 year-old had to consume 20,000 calories a day just to keep himself going. That was until he underwent a mammoth surgery procedure at the NHS, which helped him get rid of a staggering 300 kilograms of fat. Now that he’s lean – he’s managed to bag himself a woman with the help of the internet. The fat guy’s got game.
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This Epic Breakup Letter Has Just Gone Viral
29 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
“I’m committed to a friendship” said her ex when he, very abruptly, called the whole thing off. Six weeks (and a few tubs of ice cream) later, and the newly single woman discovered that her bastard of an ex had been having an affair with his most recent ex on and off the whole time. After her initial confrontation with the guy, she wrote him a killer break up letter that the internet just can’t get enough of
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Kanye’s Proposal To Kim Will Exceed Your Every Expectation [PICS]
22 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Keen observers of Kanye West will no doubt have noted his slightly obsessive personality. One particularly spoilt object of his obsession happens to be Kim Kardashian, his fiancee. Yes, they are now engaged. Yes, Kanye went completely overboard. Yes, this is yet more proof that Kardashian does not deserve West. For starters, he rented out […]
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Controversial New App Lets Guys Buy Gifts For Potential Dates
21 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Hold the phone – this is either completely wrong, or completely genius. MIT graduate and self-confessed geek Brandon Wade has invented a new dating app. But not just any dating app, no no. This app allows even the ugliest of blokes to have a genuine shout at a first date, through the use of what are essentially bribes.
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Man Wakes Up From Surgery With Amnesia: Blown Away At How Hot His Wife Is [VIDEO]
11 Sep 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Jason Mortensen woke up after surgery to repair his torn hernia. Whilst happily eating a cookie and tripping balls on morphine, he saw what he thought was a stunningly beautiful nurse. “Did the doctor send you?” he asked, “Are you a model?” What he didn’t realise in his drugged state was that he was talking to his wife of six years.
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Harbouring A Mistress Is Too Expensive These Days
27 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The economic crisis in Italy has really reached crisis levels. We know this because now it is officially too expensive for Italian men to keep their mistresses. This must be one of the harder aspects to deal with because, if The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that the Italians like them some mistresses.
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Russian Athletes Engage In Podium Kiss Fest In Violation Of Anti-Gay Laws [VIDEO]
19 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
With a growing number of people calling for the boycott of next year’s Sochi Olympics because of the much criticized anti-gay law which bans anything that could be seen as promoting homosexuality, the victorious Russian relay team marked their win at the 4 x 400m relay at the World Athletics Championship in Moscow with multiple kisses on the winner’s podium.
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#panda #baby #mother #reunion #adorable #cry [VIDEO]
15 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
This newborn giant Panda, Yuan Zai was reunited with its mother, Yuan Yuan after being separated for 12 months. The newborn is Taiwan’s first baby giant Panda. Baby Yuan Zai was born on 6 July 2013, but was injured only a few days later, resulting in the newborn being incubated.
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Today’s Viral Video: Amazing OCD Love Poem Explodes Online [VIDEO]
14 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Neil Hilborn is a poet who suffers from obsessive -compulsive disorder (OCD), and his love poem entitled “OCD” amazed those fortunate enough to be in the audience to hear it at the 2013 Rustbelt Regional Poetry Slam. ‘OCD’ is a two-minute poem where Hilborn describes what the disorder did to his relationship, and conversely what his relationship did to his disorder.
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Are You Married? Follow These Steps To Be A Truly Successful Couple
13 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Writer Victor Parachin has provided some of the secrets to enjoying a healthy and happy relationship. Secrets that will equip you as a couple to take on anything.
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Marriage Proposal During A Baseball Game Goes Horribly Wrong [VIDEO]
07 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
It takes a lot of courage to pop the question. It takes even more to decide to do it at a baseball game in front of thousands of spectators, and will more than likely be caught on camera and beamed to thousands more in their living rooms. In other words, you have to be certain that this will work out.
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Founder Of Online Adultery Website: “My Wife Would Be Devastated If I Had An Affair”
22 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
AshleyMadison.com is the world’s leading infidelity service for married people looking for an affair. In a frank interview with Seth Rotherham on 2oceansvibe Radio, Biderman admitted that his wife would be devastated if he made use of his own service. Click through for the podcast
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Don’t Cry: Soldier Surprises Family With Epic Beach Reunion [VIDEO]
19 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
While Bethany Bronson and her children were taking a dip at the beach, something came out the water and gave them the shock of their lives. Click through to see what went down.
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Ultimate Wing Man: Zach Braff Helps Guy Propose On YouTube [VIDEO]
10 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Here come the oooh’s and ahhh’s. Matt Hulbert has set the standards for awesome proposals. The husband-to-be popped the question to his girlfriend Janice in one of the greatest and unique ways we’ve seen. With the help from Scrubs star Zach Braff and some of the couples friends, family and pets, this amazing video proposal above […]
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Vengeful Wife Strips Absolutely Everything – Including Roof And Kitchen Sink – From Family Home [PICS]
10 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
What not to do: agitate a woman that has a strong older brother. Fatma Idem’s break-up with her husband did not play host to typical revenge like the chili willy or the classic “this is me throwing your clothes out my window” escapade. 34-year-old Fatma decided the punishment to get even with her spouse should be […]
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Not Wimbledon: The Wife-Carrying World Championships, 2013 [VIDEO]
10 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You could bond with your wife, or someone else’s wife at the wife-carrying World Championship. This year the event was hosted by Finland and saw Taisto Miettinen and Kristiina Haapanen take the title again.
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10 Scientifically-Proven Things You Can Do Right Now To Be A Happier Person
01 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Scientific research has shown that if you undertake these small daily tasks you will be that much closer to being the happiest that you’ll ever be. These 10 tasks seem simple enough, so stop moping and get the hell on with it.
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James Woods Is 66, Here He Is With His 20-Year-Old Girlfriend [PIC]
28 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
If at first you don’t have a 20-year-old girlfriend, never, ever give up. You might have one by the time you turn 66. So long as you’re a seasoned actor and confirmed genius with an IQ of 180. Her name is Kristen Bauguess, and she makes him very happy. Bauguess, meanwhile, is just as remarkable […]
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Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Has A Facebook Page, Might Get Married To Karl [GALLERY]
06 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Karl Lagerfeld, the German fashion designer and keeper of the eccentric personality has announced that he wants to wed his feline friend Choupette.
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Facebook Billionaire Trashes Pristine Wilderness For His Wedding [GALLERY]
05 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Facebook billionaire Sean Parker spent a hefty sum to give himself and his wife the wedding of their dreams on Saturday. But R24,543,750 is not what they owe in decor bills. Click through to see why.
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Shame Man – Guy Proposes Using Google Glass [VIDEO]
04 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A proposal through Google Glass. After waiting for the perfect moment and carrying around the ring for two days, Breon Nagy decided on Leeds Castle as the location and popped the question to his girlfriend.
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So Blind: Google Street View Captures Messy Break Up [PICS]
31 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Google Street View has caught a woman that looks like she is picking up her clothes off the curb after a break-up. Click through to find out what happened.
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This Will End In Tears – Restaurant Lets “Beautiful Women” Eat For Free [VIDEO]
31 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Celebrating International Women’s Day, would you, as a woman, be able to answer this simple question, “Are you beautiful?” If you were in Brazil at Spoleto fast food restaurant and you answered “yes,” your meal would have been for free.
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Is She Wearing Red Today? She Might Be Fertile
29 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A new study recently conducted shows a correlation between women wearing the colour red and peak fertility. This could very well be a subtle mating call. Yes, red the colour of love and passion could soon take on another meaning.
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The Gupta Wedding Will Be On TV Tonight!
09 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Of course Top Billing was at the Gupta wedding. The rundown of the wedding (which included people appearing out of giant lotus flowers, and the bridal couple pulled across a pool on a barge) airs tonight at 20h30 on SABC3.
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This Hilarious Gupta Gollyword Glossary Is Solid Gold
07 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At last, the good folks at the Daily Maverick have provided us with a lighter look at the Gupta saga. So, over your lunch break, check out this awesome Gupta Gollyword Glossary, coming at you on a barge. Out of a lotus flower.
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Martha Stewart Is Using Online Dating Sites To Find A Lover [PIC + VIDEO]
07 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Media mogul Martha Stewart has taken to online dating site Match.com to find Mr Right. Stewart talked to Matt Lauer from the Today Show to enlighten him on her progress. After posting this profile of herself, she has since received more than 20,000 views and 1,000 messages of interested suitors.
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Image Shows Gupta Bride And Groom Floating On Swimming Pool On Man-Made Barge [GALLERY]
03 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
The Gupta wedding has been a hot topic lately, and yesterday the extravaganza continued with bride Vega Gupta emerging from a giant mand-made lotus flower where she was met by her groom, Aakash Jahajgarhia. At this point, they floated across a swimming pool on this man-made barge. Obviously.
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Japanese Students Have Invented A “Girlfriend Coat” For The Lonely [VIDEO]
10 Apr 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A team of lonely Japanese engineering students have developed what they call a “fulfillment coat”. The coat gives the wearer a cuddle from behind, and whispers gentle loving words into their ears.
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Couple Falls In Love On Instagram #NoFilter
14 Feb 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Santiago Perez Grovas (26) and Taylor Dee (22) met and fell in love on Instagram. The pair are Instagram royalty in their own rights, with 70 000 and 18 000 followers respectively. Their love affair started when Grovas reached 50 000 followers on the social media site, and to celebrate posted a competition. To enter […]
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