Weighing in at 445 kilograms at his heaviest, Paul Mason was the worlds fattest man. Constricted to his bed because of massive bulk, the 52 year-old had to consume 20,000 calories a day just to keep himself going. That was until he underwent a mammoth surgery procedure at the NHS, which helped him get rid of a staggering 300 kilograms of fat. Now that he’s lean – he’s managed to bag himself a woman with the help of the internet. The fat guy’s got game.
“I’m committed to a friendship” said her ex when he, very abruptly, called the whole thing off. Six weeks (and a few tubs of ice cream) later, and the newly single woman discovered that her bastard of an ex had been having an affair with his most recent ex on and off the whole time. After her initial confrontation with the guy, she wrote him a killer break up letter that the internet just can’t get enough of
Keen observers of Kanye West will no doubt have noted his slightly obsessive personality. One particularly spoilt object of his obsession happens to be Kim Kardashian, his fiancee. Yes, they are now engaged. Yes, Kanye went completely overboard. Yes, this is yet more proof that Kardashian does not deserve West. For starters, he rented out […]
Hold the phone – this is either completely wrong, or completely genius. MIT graduate and self-confessed geek Brandon Wade has invented a new dating app. But not just any dating app, no no. This app allows even the ugliest of blokes to have a genuine shout at a first date, through the use of what are essentially bribes.
Jason Mortensen woke up after surgery to repair his torn hernia. Whilst happily eating a cookie and tripping balls on morphine, he saw what he thought was a stunningly beautiful nurse. “Did the doctor send you?” he asked, “Are you a model?” What he didn’t realise in his drugged state was that he was talking to his wife of six years.
The economic crisis in Italy has really reached crisis levels. We know this because now it is officially too expensive for Italian men to keep their mistresses. This must be one of the harder aspects to deal with because, if The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that the Italians like them some mistresses.
With a growing number of people calling for the boycott of next year’s Sochi Olympics because of the much criticized anti-gay law which bans anything that could be seen as promoting homosexuality, the victorious Russian relay team marked their win at the 4 x 400m relay at the World Athletics Championship in Moscow with multiple kisses on the winner’s podium.
This newborn giant Panda, Yuan Zai was reunited with its mother, Yuan Yuan after being separated for 12 months. The newborn is Taiwan’s first baby giant Panda. Baby Yuan Zai was born on 6 July 2013, but was injured only a few days later, resulting in the newborn being incubated.
Neil Hilborn is a poet who suffers from obsessive -compulsive disorder (OCD), and his love poem entitled “OCD” amazed those fortunate enough to be in the audience to hear it at the 2013 Rustbelt Regional Poetry Slam. ‘OCD’ is a two-minute poem where Hilborn describes what the disorder did to his relationship, and conversely what his relationship did to his disorder.
Writer Victor Parachin has provided some of the secrets to enjoying a healthy and happy relationship. Secrets that will equip you as a couple to take on anything.
It takes a lot of courage to pop the question. It takes even more to decide to do it at a baseball game in front of thousands of spectators, and will more than likely be caught on camera and beamed to thousands more in their living rooms. In other words, you have to be certain that this will work out.
AshleyMadison.com is the world’s leading infidelity service for married people looking for an affair. In a frank interview with Seth Rotherham on 2oceansvibe Radio, Biderman admitted that his wife would be devastated if he made use of his own service. Click through for the podcast
While Bethany Bronson and her children were taking a dip at the beach, something came out the water and gave them the shock of their lives. Click through to see what went down.
Here come the oooh’s and ahhh’s. Matt Hulbert has set the standards for awesome proposals. The husband-to-be popped the question to his girlfriend Janice in one of the greatest and unique ways we’ve seen. With the help from Scrubs star Zach Braff and some of the couples friends, family and pets, this amazing video proposal above […]
What not to do: agitate a woman that has a strong older brother. Fatma Idem’s break-up with her husband did not play host to typical revenge like the chili willy or the classic “this is me throwing your clothes out my window” escapade. 34-year-old Fatma decided the punishment to get even with her spouse should be […]
You could bond with your wife, or someone else’s wife at the wife-carrying World Championship. This year the event was hosted by Finland and saw Taisto Miettinen and Kristiina Haapanen take the title again.
Scientific research has shown that if you undertake these small daily tasks you will be that much closer to being the happiest that you’ll ever be. These 10 tasks seem simple enough, so stop moping and get the hell on with it.
If at first you don’t have a 20-year-old girlfriend, never, ever give up. You might have one by the time you turn 66. So long as you’re a seasoned actor and confirmed genius with an IQ of 180. Her name is Kristen Bauguess, and she makes him very happy. Bauguess, meanwhile, is just as remarkable […]
Karl Lagerfeld, the German fashion designer and keeper of the eccentric personality has announced that he wants to wed his feline friend Choupette.
Facebook billionaire Sean Parker spent a hefty sum to give himself and his wife the wedding of their dreams on Saturday. But R24,543,750 is not what they owe in decor bills. Click through to see why.
A proposal through Google Glass. After waiting for the perfect moment and carrying around the ring for two days, Breon Nagy decided on Leeds Castle as the location and popped the question to his girlfriend.
Google Street View has caught a woman that looks like she is picking up her clothes off the curb after a break-up. Click through to find out what happened.
Celebrating International Women’s Day, would you, as a woman, be able to answer this simple question, “Are you beautiful?” If you were in Brazil at Spoleto fast food restaurant and you answered “yes,” your meal would have been for free.
A new study recently conducted shows a correlation between women wearing the colour red and peak fertility. This could very well be a subtle mating call. Yes, red the colour of love and passion could soon take on another meaning.
Of course Top Billing was at the Gupta wedding. The rundown of the wedding (which included people appearing out of giant lotus flowers, and the bridal couple pulled across a pool on a barge) airs tonight at 20h30 on SABC3.
At last, the good folks at the Daily Maverick have provided us with a lighter look at the Gupta saga. So, over your lunch break, check out this awesome Gupta Gollyword Glossary, coming at you on a barge. Out of a lotus flower.
Media mogul Martha Stewart has taken to online dating site Match.com to find Mr Right. Stewart talked to Matt Lauer from the Today Show to enlighten him on her progress. After posting this profile of herself, she has since received more than 20,000 views and 1,000 messages of interested suitors.
The Gupta wedding has been a hot topic lately, and yesterday the extravaganza continued with bride Vega Gupta emerging from a giant mand-made lotus flower where she was met by her groom, Aakash Jahajgarhia. At this point, they floated across a swimming pool on this man-made barge. Obviously.
A team of lonely Japanese engineering students have developed what they call a “fulfillment coat”. The coat gives the wearer a cuddle from behind, and whispers gentle loving words into their ears.
Santiago Perez Grovas (26) and Taylor Dee (22) met and fell in love on Instagram. The pair are Instagram royalty in their own rights, with 70 000 and 18 000 followers respectively. Their love affair started when Grovas reached 50 000 followers on the social media site, and to celebrate posted a competition. To enter […]