Did your festive season consist of too many vodka lemonades and Italian take out? Hows that gut looking? No need to be ashamed of your inner fat child, there’s always a solution…
Remember last week this time when you were on the beach? Well, so was Kendall Jenner, and she was kind enough to take a selfie of her in nothing more than a skimpy bikini for us to enjoy.
Well look at all of us, winding down for another year of the vibe. It’s a notable milestone this time around, as 2015 makes 2oceansvibe 13 years old. That’s right – we’re entering our teen years.
We know you’re going to be frolicking in the sun for the next few weeks, and that you want to look your absolute best for your holiday snaps, so here’s a little suggestion…
It’s quite clear that we live in the most beautiful city in the world. We don’t need to be persuaded, but if your foreign friends do, then send this on to them.
last did you hear someone say they had a BRAAI at the Mount Nelson? Never! Except now – after you indulge in this radical treat on Sunday! Check this out – once in a lifetime vibe..
If I had the money to blow I would either buy the Disneyland castle or number four on this list. They’re both in California, though, which means I would just HAVE to buy another home somewhere else, also.
Well, Bill Cosby is having a rather UNfestive season, isn’t he? Though it seems that the 80’s were rather ‘festive’ for him, so really they just balance each other out.
Nando’s is known for their incredibly funny, quick-witted advertising, so it’s quite surprising that they would go ahead and do this. Someone has a lot to answer for…
Soooo, what are your preferences when it comes to porn? What would your demands and expectations be? What are your wants and needs? This is what the average South African looks for.
This is the “everything you should drink and where you should drink it” list for your summer. We have tried and tested this combination and can highly recommend it.
Imagine booking an around the world trip that is non-refundable and name-unchangeable. What do you even do? Why, you find a way to make it work, of course.
If you are looking for something to add to your bucket list for 2015, why not head to South Africa’s first legit nudist beach? You can literally be a beach bum all year long.
Apparently Obama doesn’t even need to dress up and he gets mistaken for other occupations. Which is freaking amazingly funny. He is the president. Come on!
I am not the best of flyers (even though I have been in planes since I was a fetus), so all my flights generally start with a handful of Xanax and a glass of Chardonnay, because I don’t want to feel any turbulence.
OMG – This is right up there with the biggest fails of trying to look like your fav celebrity…Constant Face Palm.
If this is your thing, then you shall enjoy the sheer size and speed at which this thing goes without toppling over (which is what I imagined it to do). Also, a great stocking filler.
Soooooo, men, it looks like women are finally taking the upper hand. It’s been a long, slow process, but we’re fully capable of ruling the world..
Stupid people make me feel clever on days like this (end of year, late night last night and the three nights before and only one cup of coffee). Please, keep ’em coming.
This is one of my favourite smells in the whole wide world. If you still haven’t bought her a Christmas pressie, here it is!
Elon Musk and Tesla have been big talk this year, and they sure are ending the year off with a few headlines, albeit not so good ones. Have a look to see why.
What a must have item! IF you can afford it, and not have to run away from authorities afterwards. Please enjoy the girl’s best friend.
There’s a certain liquid doing the rounds at the moment. It’s perfectly legal, tastes divine, and might just save your life. So much so, they even used it in drips during World War II. Check it out.
How do you make your already awesome brand even better? You sign one of the sexiest stars around as the new Face…
Don’t you love it when you get to your hot dates house and their dog makes a beeline for your groin and just nuzzles there for a few seconds like you’re going to whip out a big piece of fillet? No, you don’t.
There’s nothing like the ability to book something last minute, so it’s great that Lastminute.com is going to be given more of a chance to make us all happy. YAY!
If you are about to have a baby and are terrified that you will be the parent who forgets it in the baby car seat for seven hours whilst you have a much needed nap, then you need to see this.
Tom Ford can do no wrong in my eyes. A) he is ridiculously good-looking, B) THAT fragrance, and C) who doesn’t want a perfectly cut Tom Ford suit? Now he has a penis pendant, because why not?
Smashing some pools and waterfalls on your adventurous hikes this festive season? You’ll need this bad boy to prove that it actually did happen. What’s that saying again…? Oh ya – “Pics or it didn’t happen”
It is imperative when looking for a new office in Cape Town that you tick all your boxes. Number one on the list: Get a wonderful ocean view to calm you down when work gets tough. Check this majestic space out…