Very strange behaviour, if you did. I’ll tell you why. You see this morning I tried something new – I went for a 5km run. Which is weird, given that I’m known as a 4km specialist. It’s true, people often refer to me as “The Four Kay Specialist.” It’s either that, or they call me […]
This time we’ve got a guy advertising a digs, with a view to dominating Long Street like it’s never been dominated before! All he needs is a wing man. A straight, good looking, wing man! Check it out: See original ad HERE R3,000 a month for the best time of your life it looks like! […]
I did the right thing and bought a pair of the limited edition Alexander Mcqueen Puma’s the other day and they’re basically incredible. Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes inside your body more? Daddy’s new Alexander McQueen Puma’s… Pop Ya Collar would approve. It’s unfortunate that making love to shoes is illegal in […]
Well we couldn’t drag it out a second longer, could we? No, sir! But we thought we would let the excitement of the pictures from The Vibe party to calm down, before we hit you with this vibe. That’s what we in the industry refer to as a “double whammy.” So check it out. This […]
With our finger on the pulse of Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard, you can only imagine what an issue diet, health and looking good is. If they’re not running along the promenade or having sex in the Virgin Active gyms, they’re watching what they eat and, in particular, keeping an eye on those carbs! A new […]
As South Africa is only starting to properly get into online dating, these recent stats and figures out of the US tell an amazing tale. In particular, it is very interesting to note that the gender split is nearly 50/50. That, and the fact that it is a bigger industry than porn! Now that’s impressive! […]
Well done to all the girls who sent in cleavage shots on National Cleavage Day, which put you in line to win a JT1 lingerie hamper! For those of you who have just joined us and who may have missed them, you are advised to scroll down a bit for a little treat. There were […]
Surely not? It’s.got.to.be.a.joke?! Seriously – are you winding me up? [source : timesuk] [thanks brendon]
We spot some awesome individuals driving around in Cape Town and some of my favourites are those who populate the back shelves of their cars with fluffy toys. Some of them have a couple stuffed animals, whilst others are prone to entertaining all seven dwarves. Then the more hard core have literally an entire population […]
I was dying to tell you about my new shirts that came in from Collar and Cuff,” but the excitement of The Vibe party kind of threw me and I completely forgot! Luckily there has been a stream of emails asking where I got the shirt I wore at the party from – which reminded […]
Wine fans throughout the country are urged to pick up the latest copy of Wine Magazine and to cast their eyes over to the back page of this, the April issue. That is where you will find us, in all our glory, raising a toast to you. You should find the interview suitably amusing. * […]
I’ll get straight to it, so listen carefully – if you deposit £40 or more into your lottery account, you will automatically stand in line to win a VIP trip to the 2010 Monaco F1 Grand Prix 2010 . But WAIT, they will double your deposit at the same time (£80) and you get to […]
For the less web inclined peeps out there, I should quickly mention that the Google ads on the far right of the page, towards the top, are generated according to the content the Google “robots” find on the front page of the website. It was therefore somewhat ironic, given 2oceansvibe’s logo which features me dry-humping […]
This is a friendly public announcement to all the angels out there : Tomorrow (March 26) is National Cleavage Day. And that, my darling, is a FACT. You are encouraged to do the right thing and celebrate the vibe in the same way that Wonderbra model and 2oceansvibe Weather Girl (as featured on Top Billing), […]
A week ago you were given the opportunity to win a brand new Levi’s 507 jean pant! With the return of the 507, there wasn’t a single person out there that wasn’t seduced by the jeans that don’t taper, aren’t skinny and don’t flare as much as a bootleg. That’s because they’re as straight as […]
What a beautiful lead up to Easter this is. A fresh brand-spanking-new David Thorne rev-up. This time at the expense of the chaplain at his son’s school. The chaplain made the fatal error of sending David Thorne a permission slip for his son to attend an Easter themed play. Thank God he doesn’t touch on […]
If you feel like a bit of a reality check, pop into the V&A Waterfront and check out Larry Ellison’s superyacht, “Rising Sun.” It’s parked just next to Sevruga restaurant. CLICK HERE for magnificent panoramic of “Rising Sun” at the V&A Click that pic above to see it up close – it will blow your […]
I marvel at videos like this. Not because of the obvious fact that the guy looks like a raging porn star, but more because of the fact that we did not realise it at the time. I remember watching Body Beat, the early morning TV exercise show in the late 80’s, with a straight face. […]
It’s quite fortunate that one doesn’t have to think too clearly when dealing with photographs, because my head is not in the correct space to entertain thought. For example these pics. You don’t have to THINK too much to decipher the fact that the angels at The Vibe party were smoking hot and the party […]
That’s How It Is regulars would have caught my contributing story which was published a week ago. Now I’ve said a lot in the past about phone etiquette and how one should roll if one truly wants to live the holiday. So I put together a final say on the matter, we you might find […]
Maybe not quite what you had in mind? But don’t fright – this is about a kind of teabagging that doesn’t see you on your back, with your head over the side of the sofa. It’s a novel new vibe, featuring celebrities images attached to teabags, making it look like they’re chilling out in your […]
You know the South African model who became one of the Victoria’s Secret angels? Candice Swanepoel, ja, that’s the one. Well this just happened. Candice Swanepoel up front Candice Swanepoel from *cough* behind Did you like those pics? Well then you’re gonna love what Esquire Magazine has gone and done. Enjoy this – they’ve put […]
Anyone keeping their eyes on bizcommunity.com should have caught the article by Herman Manson about the 2010 campaign theme for the Loerie Awards – the advertising industry’s Oscars. A bit of background on The Loeries for the uninformed: The Loerie Awards were first held in 1978, as a mechanism to support and grow television advertising. […]
It’s been to New York, Moscow, Paris and London, and now Smirnoff, the number one spirit brand in the world, is bringing Smirnoff Experience™, ‘Mashup Street’ to Johannesburg on 15 May 2010. Tickets can only be won, not bought, so visit www.smirnoffexperience.co.za to find out how to win. Smirnoff Experience™ is fast becoming the world’s […]
Basically, you can get a glass of bubbly, a facial, a manicure, a pedicure or massage and valet parking, for roughly the same price as you get a sandwich from Melissa’s! That’s how the Equinox Spa at my primary residence, the Cape Royale hotel, is rolling at the moment. Personally I’ve had close on 500 […]
We may have a problem, people. If you go to the South African Google home page and start typing the words “Can I get,” you will notice the predictive search phrase options begin to appear beneath the search box into which you type. Given that these solutions/results are ranked according to the topic’s popularity, I […]
You may have heard about The Castle in Clifton, but only a handful of you will know exactly what it looks like on the outside, let alone the inside. But now, through 2oceansvibe Villas, and for the most discerning individuals, The Castle is available alongside other quality properties for exclusive short term Cape Town holiday […]
I’m not going to reinvent the wheel with this article. It kind of writes itself – I don’t have to say anything, besides casting your attention to something real in the world. In Adelaide, Australia, is a well-known university by the name of Flinders University. As you can imagine with most first-world higher learning facilities, […]
A week or so ago I told you about the return of the much desired (and missed) Levi’s 507 Jeans. You remember, they’re the ones that don’t taper, they aren’t skinny and they don’t flare as much as a bootleg – they are as straight as they come! Just the way I like it! As […]
I was leaving my Saturday morning session with Bob Skinstad at KFM, when I noticed a truck offloading some goods. The side of the truck had a man and a woman advertising a brand of mattress. They were in a state of undress and it was very clear that this couple were on the verge […]