I was really stoked when I found this pack of magic in the Big Blue shop in Kalk Bay this weekend. As some of you will be aware, drinking alcohol on Camps Bay beach and all other public beaches in Cape Town is prohibited. And whilst some of you have taken to making pre-mixed drinks […]
As the regulars would have noticed, 2oceansvibe has been plastered with ads for MWEB’s new uncapped broadband service – the first uncapped service in South Africa. They have a number of packages and there is one to suit every pocket and speed. I would like to tell you about my package. Sis, don’t be rude […]
In the space of one week, not one but two 2oceansvibers out there noticed that Pick n Pay Express stores are the latest outlets to offer Ass Flavoured foods. This, just a month after Fruit & Veg City jumped on the Ass Flavour bandwagon, with their ass flavoured subs and wraps. With ass cupcakes going […]
Maybe not quite what you had in mind? But don’t fright – this is about a kind of teabagging that doesn’t see you on your back, with your head over the side of the sofa. It’s a novel new vibe, featuring celebrities images attached to teabags, making it look like they’re chilling out in your […]
You may have heard about The Castle in Clifton, but only a handful of you will know exactly what it looks like on the outside, let alone the inside. But now, through 2oceansvibe Villas, and for the most discerning individuals, The Castle is available alongside other quality properties for exclusive short term Cape Town holiday […]
A week or so ago I told you about the return of the much desired (and missed) Levi’s 507 Jeans. You remember, they’re the ones that don’t taper, they aren’t skinny and they don’t flare as much as a bootleg – they are as straight as they come! Just the way I like it! As […]
So I was leaving Cavendish Square on Friday after a thoroughly enjoyable Chunky Chicken Wrap at Sumo, which was preceeded by an awesome session Guest Speaking to the UCT Business Science Honours students. A good day, all in all.. That was until I drove out of the Cavendish Square car park. I joined the spiral […]
It’s a massive week for 2oceansvibe and Butlers this week. Not only has the much anticipated “Rotherham” pizza been launched on the menu, but fellow 2oceansvibe sponsor, NoMU spices, is also featuring on the menu. That’s right, for the first time ever, peri-peri will be available as a topping on your pizza – and it’s […]
“Living the holiday” is more than just chilling out at the beach, it’s about engaging with pre-approved people and companies who don’t add stress to your life. … So back to the story, I was approached by a company called Ammo a few weeks ago with a mobile payment solution they have developed, allowing you to pay for goods and services with your PHONE.
I’ve only really been compelled to break out into song in the Sea Point Spar, home to thousands upon thousands of overseas models living in the area. Not to mention Luba Shumeyko‘s twin (damnit!) sister, who often shops in the very same store. They practice their ramp walks down the isles, as we, mere mortals, […]
It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
Virgin Active seems to be having a problem with blowjobs “lewd conduct” in their men’s changing room toilets. Given that the changing rooms are single-sex, they are clearly referring to gay physical one-on-one activity. Something which has become such a problem that there are now signs up in an attempt to control the growing trend. […]
I gotta say it, Spling isn’t far off the mark with their observation of SA’s top online shopping destination, Kalahari.net – stating “Kalahari Gets a Whiff of The 2OceansVibe.” Spling asks the question : When was the last time you spotted a gorgeous woman wearing nothing but cut-off jeans? I don’t think I ever have… […]
They’re calling it “the party of a lifetime” and it is a known fact that you will die if you miss it. That is why I am giving you this warning so you can’t blame me when that happens. It’s on March 19th and there will be NO tickets sold at the door on the […]
With the Rotherham Diet gaining massive momentum across South Africa, a lot of people ask me how I “roll,” when it comes to fast food. I usually stumble around the question, trying to give examples of how, exactly, I roll – always wishing I had a visual clue. Luckily, thanks to The Cool Hunter and […]
Really? Well suck me sideways! I gotta be honest, it doesn’t get much easier to find deals around Cape Town. My boys at www.nobucks.co.za have absolutely NAILED IT with their website which documents where and when various booze and food specials are going on around Cape Town. I simply clicked today’s date and it gave […]
Aaah yeah, that’s right… it’s all happening on MARCH 19! You know the party is going to be big when the venue was chosen specifically for its size – so as to accommodate the sheer number of people! What am I talking, you ask? Oh nothing, just “THE VIBE” – a party in Camps Bay […]
Oh my God! You.are.going.to.plutz! Louis Vuitton have announced the launch of a new women’s gifts catalogue with a romantic twist – just in time for Valentine’s Day! The timing couldn’t be better – I mean it’s one thing knowing where you will be spending Valentine’s Day, but what does one buy? Now that’s a different […]
For those of you who don’t know, 1800° is the premier grill room located at my primary residence, the prestigious Cape Royale Luxury Hotel and Residence in the heart of Cape Town’s trendy Green Point. 1800 Restaurant Doesn’t mess around when it comes to steaks They offer a range of succulent signature steaks, delectable meat […]
Bakers Biscuits, a South African favourite who have provided non-risque snacks and food products since 1851, are tweaking their previously conservative brand strategy and are diversifying into the more provocative adult foods market. In a surprise move, Bakers have launched a new sexually suggestive line of snacks which allude to male genitalia. With new ranges […]
You’ll remember how recently I told you about my new Ferragamo shades I got from Sunglass Hut. Well I’m both excited and embarrassed to tell you that they have been sidelined for the moment. I’m sure I will go back to them at some point, but for now I simply have no option but to […]
When a guy gives you a bottle of tequila with a skull on it and tells you it’s locally made, you kind of want to run a mile. “What do you mean, locally made,” I asked the chap, as visions of Marcus Brain’s (The Kitesurfer) home-made beer and wine came to mind (my sight has […]
Ok look, they’ve made this rap song and it’s so damn good I actually don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve sent you to the People of Walmart website before (boom). But now they’ve taken the best of the best from that website and turned it into a rap song. And it’s good. Trust […]
I’ve been getting a LOT of people asking me about the new 2oceansvibe Jobs and 2oceansvibe Villas banner ads currently displayed on the site. Including these two: 2oceansvibe Jobs 2oceansvibe Villas As much as I would love to claim it, I did not make the banner ads. I just used the same peeps I have […]
A friend of my buddies over at TheBombSurf, Gary Green, has written a book called Stand At Ease – a hilarious account of Green’s time in the South African Defence Force. Simon Burrow, over at LivingStylishlyWell.com (somewhere in the French Luberon Valley – poor thing) also served his time in the army, and gave it […]
Are you looking for staff to fill temp, part-time or freelance positions? Ja, I bet you are! Well check this out: 2oceansvibe Jobs For a limited time only, 2oceansvibe Jobs is offering job advertisers and recruitment companies three FREE ads when registering for the first time. Pretty cool! And to the job candidates out there […]
Let’s chat about the current “vibe” I’m going for.. I’ve been getting a lot of attention about two things lately. My new shades, and the shirts I’ve been throwing around. People say that I have been “killing it” and they want to know where the goods are from. Look, that’s fair enough.. So instead of […]
I didn’t think it would work, when I was first told about @yourlunchrun, the new Twitter account guy whose Twitter page tells us, “Don’t have time for a run? I’ll do it for your lazy Ass. Just enjoy the ‘time out’ and even send requests to make it YourRun – GO!” Apparently he heads off […]
With the signature 2oceansvibe slogan telling us, “Work is a sideline, Live the holiday,” there were two very obvious things that needed to be addessed. First was the launch of 2oceansvibe Jobs – a website which showcases all temporary, freelance and part-time jobs available in Cape Town and beyond. No permanent 9-5 jobs will be […]
A new website, by the name of www.stephaniekohler.co.za has gone viral in South Africa’s Twitter universe. From what initially like someone’s own personal webpage, the person to which the domain name refers, “Stephanie Kohler,” has nothing to do with the website whatsoever, other than being the target of an online attack. Retribution for alleged fraudulent […]