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Media
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PIGEONS – PERHAPS OUR ANSWER TO IDOLS JUDGES
26 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
So, some of you may have noticed, some of you not, that the sixth South African season of the least-successfully exported show of all time, Idols, has crawled it’s tawdry way on to our television screens. You have to give it to the Idols producers. They must be rimming someone with a corner office at […]
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CANDICE BOUCHER ON THE COVER OF COSMO
24 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you who needed a reason why Candice Boucher recently posed nude in Playboy Magazine, the answers can be found in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine – on shelves now. I nearly walked into a pole at Woolies yesterday when I saw this on the shelves. I tell you, Playboy or Cosmo […]
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THE NEW AGE – NOT THE HIPPY KIND
23 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
You ever heard a blogger say, “You want impartiality? Read a newspaper”? Ja, well, if you want impartiality, don’t read a newspaper. At least, don’t read the New Age newspaper. What’s that? You haven’t heard of the New Age newspaper? No, that’s quite alright. You’re not expected to know about it. They themselves confess that […]
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SIMON COWELL SUED FOR BEING NASTY – CUE SURPRISED FACE
23 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Simon Cowell is a news maker. He’s made his mark by being the asshole judge on shows like Idols, America’s Got Talent, and Britain’s Got Talent. More importantly, he’s earned the reputation of an asshole who very seldom makes a bad call. So some might regard the man to be evil, others may hold the […]
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WHY, AB, WHY?
21 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 12 Comments
You know AB De Villiers, the South African cricket team’s star batsman? Well, he’s singing now – the recorded kind. And, best of all, he’s making music videos for his moer lekker treffers. In his powerful ballad, titled Maak Jou Drome Waar (“Make Your Dreams Come True), AB teams up with previously obscure but presumably […]
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE TWILIGHT BETTER?
20 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
You know what could have made Twilight (any and all media produced under that banner) better? This could have. But that’s just personal opinion, correct? Well, seeing as the next graphic comes in the form of scientific data, it’s totally irrefutable.
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DAKOTA FANNING IS APPARENTLY NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANY MORE
15 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’m feeling all weird inside as I write this, but it would be wrong not to (write this) as one of Hollywoods youngest starlets, Dakota “The Fandog” Fanning, really is growing up. Sure, she’s only 16, but that’s about 28 in Hollywood years. I mean, if you think about it, Roman Polanski would have had […]
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CZECH PARLIAMENTARIANS ARE HOT, SOUTH AFRICAN MPs NOT SO MUCH
15 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Czech it out. Eastern Europe is blessed with public servants who not only do their job, but look great doing it. Good grief. Members of the Public Affairs party will feature in a 2011 charity calendar posing provocatively in revealing outfits. The party’s racy calendar comes after a record 44 women were voted into the […]
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THE HEF IS A GREEDY, GREEDY MAN
13 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Hef “Hugh” Hefner, as we like to call him, has lured an equity company to bed, and together they plan on buying out all of Playboy Enterprises remaining company shares in a bid to make things a little more private. Apparently he’s not interested in selling his shares, or merging with other shareholders. But […]
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BEST HEADLINE OF 2010?
12 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Independent Newspapers [IOL, Cape Times etc] is known for its occasionally obtuse and ambiguous headlines. For example, when more boring news groups might report “TWO MEN ARRESTED IN DRUG BUST”, Independent would probably phrase it thus: “WITNESS FINGERS DRUG LORDS – TWO ARRESTED” Shockingly enough, what I’m about to show you did NOT, I repeat, […]
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HI THERE, CHRISTINA…
09 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
The winter is getting pretty chilly, I’m not gonna lie. But when Christina’s presenting the weather on SABC3, I get two minutes of summer. Hi there, Christina…
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ACCIDENTAL PENIS
02 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As we wrap up this eventful week with the news that Jackie Selebi has been shafted, there’s no better browsing than a bizarre but thoroughly humurous site, Accidental Penis. It’s not the “I was on steroids for five years as a professional woman body builder and ended up with an accidental penis” kind of accidental […]
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WEED LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE – HUH?
02 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Rosebud, the marijuana lifestyle magazine. The guy in the photo is James Daly, the editor of this new print publication. What’s wrong with this picture? Well, I dunno about you, but that guy seems a little paranoid weary of the camera. But that’s to be expected, because the man is […]
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SOUTH AFRICA’S RON BURGUNDY RETURNS
01 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Mahendra Raghunath is back at the SABC news room. After a lengthy employer-employee dispute that was sparked by a little alleged insider information trading by Raghunath to a few Sunday newspapers, the SABC has finally caved. South Africa’s favourite mortal news caster (the everlasting Riaan Cruywagen be praised) is soon to be back on our […]
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WINNIE COOPER FROM “THE WONDER YEARS” IS IN GOOD NICK!
04 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s been a while since we all had a crush on TV character Winnie Cooper (real name Danica McKellar) from the hit TV show “The Wonder Years,” which ran in the late 80’s, early 90’s. Well she went on and became a mathematician (no spice) and then finally did then right thing and came back […]
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SKIP ST. TROPEZ – GO TO CASSIS
03 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the last few days of our month in the South of France, brought us to the most gorgeous little seaside town on the Med – Cassis. Pic taken from PopYaCollar – (featured in Marie Claire) Wikipedia tells us: Cassis (French pronunciation: [kasi, kasis]; Occitan: Cassís) is a commune situated east of Marseille in […]
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AWESOME BLUE BULLS SUPPORTERS – PART II
25 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
We urge you not to send a barrage of Blue Bulls supporter images, as we are now fully aware that anything we can imagine, is possible, and has happened. Last week’s footage of a Blue Bulls supporter’s home was pretty mind-blowing and yes, we have received the images of the Blue Bulls wedding. But now […]
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MAIL & GUARDIAN JOINS THE “FUCK” BRIGADE
04 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not content with being a “reputable” and “upstanding” news source, the Mail & Guardian has joined the likes of 2oceansvibe and Naspers’ News24, in an unprecedented move, featuring the word “fuck” in a news headline. Fucking hell! (article here) With 2oceansvibe being banned in the likes of Nedbank, Macqaurie and Virgin Active gyms (even though […]
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THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY WELL WITH CHARLOTTE HAWKINS
04 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Yeah, thanks for asking. Look, I’ll be honest, things are going pretty well. I basically made the first move with the “piece” I wrote the other day about SkyNews anchor, Mark Longhurst, and the terribly awkward crush he has on SkyNews presenter, Charlotte Hawkins. You can read up on that here. Naturally the story was […]
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RONALDO AND DROGBA STRIP DOWN FOR VANITY FAIR
04 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The June 2010 issue of Vanity Fair I’m so stoked I came up with this whole World Cup Football idea, because now even Vanity Fair, the greatest magazine on earth, has joined in the vibe! Their latest cover (click on the left menu to subscribe) features both Didier Drogba and Cristiano Ronaldo, photographed by Annie […]
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CAR MAGAZINE LAUNCHES “ON THE BACKSEAT” ONLINE SHOW – FIRST EPISODE FT. LYNDALL JARVIS
29 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s always a pleasure to see 2oceansvibe Weather Girls killing-it on the instanet. Take Lyndall Jarvis, for example, who joined Julz for the debut “On The Couch” episode for Car Magazine’s website. “CARtv’s Juliet McGuire chats to her friend Lyndall Jarvis, who was voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, about her motoring adventures, what […]
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MARK LONGHURST’S CRUSH ON CHARLOTTE HAWKINS – YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR
26 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
We’ve long enjoyed SKY NEWS presenter, Charlotte Hawkins‘ vibe, here at 2oceansvibe, and we’ve never been shy to say so. True 2oceansvibers will recall the odd tweet we’ve sent in the mornings, commenting on the subtle changes she makes to her hair, or lipstick colour. Charlotte Hawkins – the SKY NEWS favourite And it […]
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YEEEEEAAAAAAAH !
23 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
There are a lot of these going around and, believe, I get a LOT of them (yawn). It’s only genius ones like this that seem to make the grade.. Hahahaha! For those of you who are confused, it is a ripoff from the TV show CSI:MIAMI! Very blind if you didn’t know that.. [thanks tinus]
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COSMO’S “THEATRE OF JEANS” VIDEO
23 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Here is a Zoopy video from Wednesday night. Just be careful though, I do a Michael Jackson kick and a half twist somewhere towards the end.. “My jeans are my home!” – Hahaha! It’s funny, when you’re actually DOING the dance moves, you somehow don’t grasp that it may end up on the web. Amazing. […]
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WEDNESDAY NIGHT’S COSMO JEANS FASHION SHOW
23 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I had the pleasure of attending a mind-blowing show on Wednesday night, courtesy of Cosmopolitan. It was held at Vaudeville in town and was presented as a proper show – not some random fashion ramp with models plonking along, but a full-on spectacular! 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, Lisa Cowley Killing it at the Cosmo Jeans Fashion […]
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HITLER IS PISSED OFF ABOUT “FAIR USE”
23 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The other morning in the Morning Spice Headlines, we mentioned the following: Hitler “Downfall” Parodies Removed from YouTube – The movie studio responsible for the award-winning, German-Austrian film Downfall (German: Der Untergang) has asked YouTube to take down several videos from the massively popular subtitled “Hitler finds out…” meme, and the site has complied. Oh […]
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2OCEANSVIBE RADIO SHOW WITH COKEY FALKOW – LIVE ON FRIDAY 08H00 – 09H30
22 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
THIS SHOW IS COMPLETE – CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO IT. ———————————- Cokey Falkow will be co-hosting the 2oceansvibe Show on 2oceansvibeRadio.com tomorrow (Friday) morning from 08h00 to 09h30 (SA time). Cokey, one of SA’s biggest and most shocking comedians of all time, joins us LIVE direct from Hollywood, Los Angeles in […]
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I BOUGHT THE NEW GQ WITH CANDICE SWANEPOEL
21 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Last week I showed you that pic of Candice Swanepoel from her latest GQ (SA) shoot. Needless to say I bought the actual mag this weekend. The new issue of GQ (SA) Are you ok with that? Here are two more pics from the mag.. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I left out the […]
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MASTERPIECES IN 3D
16 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I don’t want to even begin to get my head around how they do this (it seems involves digital “equipment”), but all I can say is that it is nothing short of awesome. This video is being used to market the new 3D Samsung Television sets (do we still call them TV “sets?”). You’ll like […]
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MINKI SPOTTED WITH GARETH CLIFF LOOKALIKE
14 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 27 Comments
I’ll be honest, I do feel slightly bad that I refused the advancements of young Minki van der Westhuizen, a few weeks back – when she was tweeting about being a Weather Girl etc. Had I known she would have been resorting to this kind of behaviour, I certainly would have made an exception and […]
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