For those of you who don’t know about Jack Parow, this is the afrikaans rapper taking SA by storm. The guys is crafty and, what’s more, hilarious! He gives Carl Gorgens a run for his money and he is in full effect on Taxi Jam. Jack Parow’s phenomenal rise to fame was fueled by the […]
I’ve never really had the honours of being caught in the act with another man’s woman. And I’ve certainly not been caught hiding in the cupboard when he arrives home, either! It’s not really my vibe. In the driveway at two in the morning, sure! But never in the cupboard! If I was caught (in […]
Every now and then a movie comes along that blows our minds… Jennifer’s Body is not that movie. It blows alright… but not in a good way. The creators of Juno must have been high on Oscar fever (or cocaine) when they decided to make Jennifer’s Body. Imagine the setting in the creator’s board room or […]
Cape Town band, Brothers Streep who are friends of some of the 2oceansvibers out there were on Graham Norton’s BBC TV show. They (Brother’s Streep) are big fans of oscar winner and star of The Piano, Anna Paquin, who happened a guest on Graham’s show. Anna Paquin THEN As “Flora” in The Piano Anna […]
It certainly has crossed my mind and I know it has your. Don’t lie to me. It’s the same intrigue and fascination that hovered in my mind as a child, about red-head kids and their nether regions – before all was finally revealed in the Founder House boarding school showers. And who better to do […]
Now when I say “Biff” I’m not talking about Graeme Smith, but rather the guy from Back To The Future. The guy who used to pick on Michael J Fox’s character, Marty McFly. His real name is Thomas F. Wilson and he played the character, Biff Tannen. I’ve arranged a visual clue for you: Biff […]
You might want to check out this site. They display pics of man-made solutions to technical problems in and around the house. Usually things that they could buy, but they are either obsessed with DIY or prefer to save money and do it themselves. Ie. Marcus Brain (The Kitesurfer) to a tee. Virtually all of […]
“Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora “Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora – The setting of the new Vince Vaughn – Jon Favreau comedy Couples Retreat is idyllic even if the characters get themselves into some rather sticky situations. That’s because the movie was shot on location […]
Old Dezza really does crack me up from time to time. I wasn’t quite sure what mine ears were telling me last night. So I pressed re-wind on the PVR and, true as God, he DID say what I thought he said! Check it out – pretty damn funny! If that didn’t raise a smile, […]
A few weeks back I did a story on the three ELLE Magazine covers that were sent to me, after I visited the Vanessa Haywood cover shoot in Cape Town. They wanted my opinion on which one I thought was the best. Naturally, I took this one step further and asked 2oceansvibe what YOU thought. […]
Hello, Dugsie One Good Pig Deserves Another – We published a headline on Friday, about these “Mircro Pigs.” The above photo was considered as the main photograph for that morning’s headlines, but a pic for the World Cup stadiums headline was used instead. I was worried you might have missed it, so here it is […]
ANYONE involved in any form of digital marketing will love this video. We all get this flavour of bullshit from time to time. Generally from professional dicks. You know the vibe, when people ask you a favour because of your line of work, and they have no idea of what goes into it, let alone […]
Here it is, the one you’ve been waiting for. The 2oceansvibe Show with Goldfish and Wonderbra model, Elbe Van der Merwe – brought to you by Olmeca Black Tequila (yummy). Seth and Goldfish Killing it.. [photo by verstercohen.com] Don’t forget, 2oceansvibe and the making of this show will be on TV in a special “behind-the-scenes” […]
Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]
Yes, once again, 2oceansvibe brings you another worldwide exclusive release of the latest Goldfish music video – this time it’s “FORT KNOX!” Yes, this is my favourite Goldfish song. Yes, it will blow your mind! Go! Go! Go! Maybe watch that again when you pick your jaw up from the ground..
Ah The Ugly Truth… women fall head over heels and men fall for women that wear nothing but heels. The whole intergalactic “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” game of cat-and-mouse has been discussed at length and there just doesn’t seem to be a light (or even a candle-lit dinner) at the end of […]
Courtesy of Olmeca Tequila, Pussy Natural Energy Drink, Cape Royale Hotel and 2oceansvibe. What’s more, the only beer being served was Jack Black beer and the only wine was De Grendel Rose. Just because. All the professional behind-the-scenes pics are right here. The boys…the boys! You’ve seen that face somewhere before? The venue – shame.. […]
Do you indulge in Booty Calls from time to time? Oh you don’t know what a Booty Call is? My goodness – it’s all the rage! Let me tell you: a last-minute or previously unplanned request to meet up with someone with the intention of having sex. Some common characteristics of a booty call: […]
It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew. We’ll kick off with this one, which I think […]
Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]
It’s going to be difficult for me to write this article without audio. Because I want to shout it. I want to scream it. It’s off the charts. It’s off the hook. And dare I say it, OFF THE CHAIN! Cape Town has NEVER seen anything like this before! Stop it It was […]
Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are the same person, Mike Myers. No, not the psychotic serial killer from Halloween that just won’t die, the guy from Wayne’s World… Wayne. (GET ON WITH IT!) Yes… quite, well The Boat That Rocked is British – you may think it’s American, but it’s not – it hasn’t even been released there […]
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
These guys who call themselves Vuva and the Zelas have made a song called “Funny Yellow Trumpet” which documents a group of white guys taking a taxi to a local football game, ultimately falling in love with soccer and the vuvuzela. It’s pretty damn funny – check it out (wait for play box […]
It is tradition here at 2oceansvibe to “call it” when it feels right for us (for you). I remember back in 2007, we called it on September 17. Well it looks like it’s 11 days later this year. Don’t know why – probably a combination of El Nino, global warming and Michael Jackson’s death. Quietly […]
I’m not 100% sure if this is for public consumption, but I’m gonna roll with it anyway. I mean really, MY inbox is YOUR inbox right? You remember the other day I swung by the ELLE Magazine cover shoot with District 9 star, Vanessa Haywood? You may have even caught the video of me and […]
Remember how our parentals tried to force-feed us as children… “Here comes the aeroplane”, “If you eat the crust you’ll get a deep voice” and “Don’t make me come down there!”. Okay, maybe the last one was only for special occasions, but that’s what watching The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 is like, except […]
My boy Travis gave me the heads up on this one as we downed another glass of De Grendel in Bakoven the other night. It’s too damn funny and I must caution those of you with weak bladders to perhaps relieve yourselves before pressing play. Will Ferrel is in it. That’s all I’m saying. […]
Megan Fox has punished herself by referring to her Transformers director as a Napoleon and Hitler type. But there’s no surprise there, we’ve always known that Megas doesn’t pack a full one. The big result here was an open letter from director Michael Bay’s crew who got deep into it. Megan Fox The way […]
My “homes,” Joe Bones, over at our little baby sister site, rivercityvibe.com, spotted something terribly terribly amazing. This is the vibe he’s going for: I am about to make a big, big call. Here it is: The video below is the funniest thing I have seen this year. It hits me in that special […]