Entertainment
WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN TONIGHT CHANNEL 113 AT 22H00
19 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Legendary actor and professional mood-swing sufferer, Alec Baldwin is in trouble after he featured on The Late Show with David Letterman which is on our screens tonight. The show ACTUALLY took place in The States on the 12th, but it’s only right that we get it a week late. I mean, shit, did you expect […]
GOOD MORNING MEGAN FOX
18 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
Share a day with Megan Fox as she shows us what it’s like to wake up next to one of earth’s hottest angels. The video was made by Esquire magazine who are clearly celebrating the fact that Megan Fox in on the latest cover. Enjoy the video: Did you enjoy that burger […]
WHAT DID ANC YOUTH LEAGUE MEAN BY HELEN ZILLE SLEEPING AROUND?
18 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 42 Comments
This is just too beautiful! Radio 702’s DJ Redi Direko tried to find out more from ANC Youth League spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu, as to what they meant by earlier statements regarding Helen Zille “sleeping around.” You might want to read that article (here) before you move on to this stunning bit of radio. […]
SALMA HAYEK SAILS ABOARD PUMA’S “IL MOSTRO” FOR START OF VOLVO OCEAN RACE
18 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Sail enthusiasts and expensive sports nuts alike, should be aware that leg seven of the boating world’s Formula One, the Volvo Ocean Race, began yesterday in one of my favourite parts of The United States, Boston. Some of you might recall the 2oceansvibe Strengthening Ties Tours of old, which often stopped by Boston, Cape Cod […]
HILTS BUM UPDATE
14 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
My God we have neglected Paris Hilton for quite some time now! I thought I would celebrate her return with this pic of her taken earlier this week in the Caribbean. Paris Hilton Interesting vibe her bum is going for there. But, in hindsight, we didn’t expect it to be covered in a […]
JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS – TOOL
14 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
I’m a very good judge of character and have been proven right as to my reservations of various people on a multitude of occasions. You know, when someone arrives on the scene out-of-the-blue and, for some reason I just can’t seem to trust them. Everyone else embraces the person and then, a few months later […]
THE PORN STAR, THE REPUBLICAN AND THE DEAD MADAME
13 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Check out this awesome little piece in the Times last week involving a porn star running for senate, a religious right-wing republican getting bust using hookers after the “madame” of the brothel leaked it to the press. And that same “madame” later found dead having “committed suicide after being convicted of running a prostitution ring. […]
HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL HOST WHITE TRASH WEDDING
13 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Just when you thought Heidi Klum and Seal couldn’t get any more awesome, they reaffirmed their marriage vows this weekend in Malibu – with a “white trash” party theme. I swear. It’s too awesome! They usually do it at the place they got married at, in Mexico – but swine flu is not really their […]
THE FIRST WINNER ON THE U.S. “WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE” TV SHOW
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This happened quite some time ago, but recent conversations have led me to believe that you might have missed it. It’s truly awesome and I assure you it will be very much enjoyed. It’s a video of the first winner of the US version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. The winner’s name is […]
THE LOUIS VUITTON “BREAKFAST IN THE DESERT TRUNK” – YES!
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
My passion for Louis Vuitton is well documented (here, here and here) and I’d be hard pressed not to show you this blinder of a luxury toy. The Louis Vuitton “Breakfast in the dessert†trunk. Quietly enjoy this: Louis Vuitton “Breakfast in the dessert†trunk Basically what’s happened here, is a possibly-loaded Chinese […]
NUMBERPLATE BECOMES SPEECH BUBBLE
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I don’t need to fluff this one up for you. It sells itself. Enjoy this email I received from Greg H: Please enjoy the numberplate Sup Seth, God – somedays he blesses us with something like this..! It was a CT summer day and a mate and I were enjoying some herb in […]
NANDO’S JULIUS MALEMA PUPPET SOLD FOR R100,000
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Hahahaha! Oh God, this is just stunning! I’ve just found out that the Julius Malema puppet used in the recent Nando’s ads, has been sold at an auction for R100,000. For those of you out of the loop, Nando’s very recently got into a bit of kak (or not really) after some controversial ads were […]
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S MOTHER’S DAY TRIBUTE
11 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Enjoy this SNL clip with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg – The same two that brought you Dick in a Box. Andy and the Lonely Island band also gave us the awesome I’m on a Boat music video. Oh, this video also has a very provocative SUSAN SARANDON! Ja, you heard me. You can read […]
RIHANNA PICS LEAKED ONTO THE NET
09 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I wonder if globally recognised superstars pause for a second before they start filming or snapping pics of themselves naked? And then, after that, do they think about keeping the pics in a safe place? Not really, it appears, as they always seem to make it onto your computer screen – like they are now. […]
LEMONSIP GETS SIDELINED
08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Personally, and as you may have seen me mention in the latest 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature, I feel this whole swine flu thing is getting a little bit long in the snout. I won’t be publishing that cartoon of piglet walking into the distance. It’s good, but it’s not THAT good! You can stop sending […]
YOUR BUSINESS CARD SUCKS
08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
The awesomeness and genius of the guy in this video cannot be emphasised enough. It reminds me of one of the many brilliant scenes from American Psycho, in which Patrick Bateman presents his new business card (watch it here) and announces, “”That’s bone, and the lettering is something called Silian Rail.” Except this is completely […]
THE PANDA JOKE
07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Developed from/into the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. As told by Peter Walsh to The Roofer , to me. This may well be the best joke of your life. A Giant Panda A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes […]
JACK BAUER HEADBUTTS FASHION DESIGNER
07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
A little bit awkward this whole vibe. It took place at at an after-party in New York for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala. Kiefer Sutherland was there and so was Brooke “Blue Lagoon” Shields. Then apparently this fashion designer guy, Jack McCollough, knocked Shields over. Whether it was on purpose or not […]
DOM DELUISE DIES AGED 75
06 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
American actor, comedian, film director, television producer, chef, and author, Dom Deluise died in his sleep on May 4, 2009 at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, California. He was hospitalized at the time, suffering from kidney failure and respiratory problems following a long battle with cancer. Dom Deluise(August 1, 1933 – May […]
BEGGERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Ex-pat Brian V sent this in from the City of Angels. Hey Seth, Clever, this dude put a smile on my face, recognized my accent and earned a couple bucks 🙂 Brian V Very cool. When we do find life out there it won’t be easy for the aliens to keep a straight […]
JOHN LEGEND – FOR THE LAYDEZZ
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Everybody knows how much you love John Legend. Even if you’re a racist white female South African, you KNOW deep down inside that you want a piece of him. You’d take the legend . And that’s fine. He’s a good looking fella. Legend and Pooch Can you imagine him holding your body against […]
FLYING PIGS
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Spotted in Cape Town, seemingly with reference to the global SWINE FLU outbreak and its possible spread in and around the Cape Flats. Oh dear me. We seriously need to work on our spelling guys. Are you aware that one word can change the story completely? And are you aware that two words […]
KENTUCKY FRIED SOMETHING
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth. Seth, Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze! Anyway, not feeling […]
A TOM JONES MOMENT
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I was editing the last 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature at iKraal head office the other day, and started playing some Tom Jones on my laptop. That’s when I received an email from Ken in the next room, with a link to this very early live video of “The Voice” dancing on stage. Oh my shattered […]
WOMEN’S BEAUTY PRODUCTS PUSHING IT A BIT
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
With the 20-60yrs of age female readership of this website, I do hope the angels out there, young and old, realise how naturally beautiful they are. There is a particularly dangerous mental and financial trap that woman can fall into when it comes to beauty products and, if this how you girls are imagining/seeing yourselves […]
THE 2009 GUMBALL 3000 RALLY HAS BEGUN!
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
That’s right, the 2009 Gumball 3000 Rally runs from 2 to 8 May. For those of you who don’t know what it’s about, it’s a lot like the scooter rally we went on the other day through Cape Town, except completely different. It’s a cross country/ies 3,000 miles long and is done in ultra-luxurious, rare […]
SOME BACON FOR THE LAYDEZZ!!!
30 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Mish Kebab sent this through to me and I wasn’t quite sure how to take it. She says she didn’t have any bacon at home and that droewors works just as well. This post is, essentially, for the laydezz! [Although I should mention that I got this (and wrote this) before the swine flu virus […]
A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Turning heads is one thing, but making men freeze, seemingly dumbstruck, is another. While some might think that Kate Moss is on the verge of losing it, this pic says exactly the opposite. Taken recently in a garden centre, somewhere in the UK. Watch your hose there, buddy.. Tidy..
IT’S TRACTOR TIME WITH THE SURFER!
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Role play has always been enjoyed here at 2oceansvibe. You may have picked up that The Roofer enjoys quite a bit of surfing exposure, whilst The Surfer himself has recently been spotted (with great success , I might add) trying his hand at photography (here). Not that this should effect the title of The Photographer. […]
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