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Entertainment
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MATTHEW HAYDEN’S EULOGY
14 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you just in from Alaska, latest news is that Australian cricketer, Matthew Hayden, retired from the game yesterday. I got hold of this hilarious eulogy for you from the latest online edition of Crikey. Thought some of you might enjoy. Alas poor Haydos the flat track bully and Christian sledgerBy Walter […]
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WEDNESDAY MORNING MUSIC APPRECIATION
14 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I would prefer it if you played this on full volume. Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress by The Hollies Saturday night I was downtown Working for the FBI Sitting in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high Bootlegging boozer on the west side Full of people who are doing wrong […]
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SCARLETT ON COVER OF HARPER’S BAZAAR
13 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
No first fortnight of any year would be complete without a stunning pic of Scarlett Johansson. This time on the cover of the latest Harper’s Bazaar. Looking good, my angel. Looking good.. Johansson Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Here’s a snippet from the article. On a rainy afternoon in November, Scarlett Johansson […]
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THE BEST DARN DVD STORE IN CAPE TOWN
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was a couple months back that the Interior Decorator told me that I “simply HAVE to visit DVD Nouveau” on Bree Street in Cape Town. She told me about their incredible selection of DVD’s for rent, including every series and all the classics. I looked for the shop, but I couldn’t find it and […]
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NUMBER PLATE QUALITY HUMOUR
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I throughly enjoyed this little number sent in by Dave L: Hi Seth, I thought you would enjoy this one. Jerry Barnard (the muso) asked me to look after his car while he was away, so I made a few modifications to it, look carefully and see if you can spot them. Stunning […]
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PUTIN TOPLESS
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This, the second of our two-part Topless Presidents series, focuses on Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin . Vladimir Putin Stocky, yet firm Pootz is certainly bigger and stronger than our previous topless subject, Barrack Obama, although his six-pack is not as prominent as the most powerful man in the world’s. Vladimir would definitely […]
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AN EXAMPLE OF A GOOD LICENSE PLATE
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
YEEEEHA WP gets our nod of approval Well done, you’re through. [thanks brian]
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BRITNEY’S NEW YEAR FAMILY PIC
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Our little girl… all grown up. Britney Spears poses with Kevin Federline’s spawn And if you think I’m going to believe that is a real soldier standing behind you, then you’re VERY mistaken. I’m not an idiot. That soldier is a fake. He doesn’t even have proper hands! God, people try anything these days!
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FERRIS BUELLER HAS BEEN CHEATING ON CARRIE BRADSHAW
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s right! Matthew Broderick has been cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s mole and she is now apparently leaving him. Sarah was always slightly taller than Matthew. The globally recognised, high-quality publication, Star reports that SJP is moving out, with her mole, and has begun house hunting in New York City. He (Ferris Bueller, […]
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RONALDO IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Manchester United winger, Cristiano Ronaldo managed to escape without a scratch yesterday, as he lost control of his R2.5 million Ferrari in a Manchester airport tunnel. Not ideal This, from The Sun: CRISTIANO Ronaldo obliterated his Ferrari after losing control of his £200,000 supercar. The lucky Manchester Utd winger escaped without a […]
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SOMETHING TO DO AT YOUR DESK
08 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It is clearly that time of year when those of you who are back at your desks don’t have THAT much to do, particularly when we all know about the Cape Town January Rule . You’ve probably set up a bin in the corner of the office and have had paper throwing competitions. Time seems […]
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LA PERLA, CAPRICE, AND BEYOND
08 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be honest, it’s actually 10 at night and I’ve timed this article to come out in the morning, to grace you with more pearls of glory. Good morning! It all started at 1pm, you see. At La Perla. A boys lunch. It was me, “The Big H” and “The Dude” (fresh from his Kika-Sack […]
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MIKE TYSON ENJOYS CARBOHYDRATES
06 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the festive season reaching roughly the half way mark, I am sure we have all taken a moment to consider our waist lines. Personally, I’ve pretty much nailed it with regards to diet. So much so that I am dangerously close to publishing The Rotherham Diet. It’s pretty cool and includes minimum exercise and […]
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JETT TRAVOLTA’S DEATH
06 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
By now you would have picked up on the sad death of John Travolta’s son, Jett. January 2, 2009 – NASSAU (Reuters) – The teenage son of actor John Travolta died suddenly on Friday during a family vacation in the Bahamas, according to police and the family’s lawyer. Jett Travolta, 16, suffered a seizure at […]
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OBAMA TOPLESS
05 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ok, here we all are. Welcome back. Good to see you. I beg your pardon? How am I? Oh, VERY well thank you. A little bit tired after indulging in one of the better weddings I have been to in my life. On the banks of a river, somewhere near Elgin. Check out the place […]
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POSH BANS BECKS FROM HOT INTERVIEWERS
23 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Given his history of banging their staff, it is kind of expected that Victoria Beckham pulled the plug on a planned hour long interview upon arrival in Milan this week. Especially after she did a spot of Googling with regards to the interviewer. These pictures were probably very similar to the pics she found. Ilaria […]
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THE NEW MISS WORLD
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Miss Russia, Kseniya Sukhinova, opted against moving to Cape Town and working at Mavericks, and has now become Miss World. I very much doubt it pays as well. Miss India, Miss Russia and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Jeepers, Miss Trinidad & Tobago is throwing QUITE a vibe there. Read more here, if your levels […]
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HILTS HAS A BRAND NEW PINK BENTLEY
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of owning a car like the children’s toy doll, Barbie. Stunning. I had the same dream when it came to Noddy’s car that he used to drive. But then the shit hit the fan when his African friend, Golliwog, had to change his name, with regulators citing […]
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INXS – NEVER TEAR US APART
19 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The sax solo was basically my idea. Never Tear Us Apartby INXS Dont ask me What you know is true Dont have to tell you I love your precious heart I I was standing You were there Two worlds collided And they could never tear us apart We could live For a thousand years […]
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TOPSHOP RENEWS KATE MOSS CONTRACT
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Amazing – remember a couple of years back when Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine and everyone said that she was finished. There were stacks of labels and high-end beauty products cancelling their deals with her, embarrassed by the association. Hmm, kyk how lyk hy nou! Kate Moss has apparently re-signed her deal with Topshop […]
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PAMELA ANDERSON WATCH
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whoah! Somebody lend a hand, please! And I’m not having a go at her for the shape her body has taken, I’m just asking her friends to advise her on what she should and shouldn’t wear in her current state. Good Lord! Jeepers! EASY, Pam! Baking! Surely that’s a no-no?
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THROW YOUR OWN SHOES AT BUSH
17 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Good morning. As a number of you took Monday off and made a long weekend of the Tuesday public holiday, you might have missed the reports about George W Bush being attacked by a full pair of shoes. To see that you should either scroll down to the article or click here . Naturally, this […]
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BUSH ATTACKED BY FLYING SHOES
16 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You couldn’t DREAM this up. You could smoke a ton of chronic and eat a plate of magic mushroom infused chocolate brownies, and the result would never be a concept as ludicrous as a journalist throwing his shoes, one after the other, at President George W Bush. I mean, Mike Myers used it as a […]
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RUDE BUT VERY VERY FUNNY
15 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It is an absolute fact that this video is rude. However, it is not NSFW and has no nudity whatsoever. The verbal content is lewd, although it contains no swear words at all. How can something be so incredible that it is rude, and yet relatively safe to play at the office? Well, that is […]
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ANOTHER JACK OF ALL TRADES
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
In October we brought you a wonderful picture of a some guy’s car window advertising a wide array of skills on offer. It was fairly phenomenal and I suggest you check it out. Today, however, we have another one, this time sent in by Martin M. Please, if I may… Specialist..in many fields […]
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MAGNUM THE SUPER JACK RUSSELL
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I found this clip on Mark Forrester’s site and, my goodness, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not only will you love the build up and the grand finale, but the narration is nothing short of stunning! It’s filmed by a local guy (Cape Town or Durbs) in his garden and his slang is just too beautiful! […]
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ANISTON FLAUNTS FLESH IN US GQ
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Shame, it’s starting to get a little sad now. I tell you, Brad must be so stoked he’s moved on from Little Miss Psycho. I mean, it’s three years since he and Angelina started bonking during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Jennifer Arniston (it’s funnier if you call her Arniston, rather than […]
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THE 148TH RUNNING OF THE QUEEN’S PLATE
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
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DICKIPEDIA
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character and professional red-head, “Six Figures,” sent this in – asking if I had seen it and admitting that he is not on the cutting edge. No, Six Figures, I had not seen it. You’ve done well…this time. It comes as a great relief, following your last email with subject “brilliant!” with a link […]
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SHANE WARNE – THE MUSICAL
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Normal people and cricket fans alike will be tickled by this little announcement – the fact that the Ozzie’s have put together a $2 million musical production about their most controversial sportsman ever, Shane Warne. Entitled Shane Warne – The Musical. Tickets are on sale now. Check it out. Shane Warne – The Musical […]
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