Zombieland is a rough place to grow old in alright – especially if you don’t know the fundamental rules of survival. Sure, you know how to do CPR, but in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you’d be wise to at least skim through the most important ones… that is, if don’t want to lose […]
Well they can keep going the angle that they’re heading because Cosmo have pleased me NO-END over the past few days. It was just last week that I found myself perched in the front row at the Cosmopolitan Swimwear Party & Fashion Show (that link includes photos), and now (just last weekend) they go and […]
You might recall the complete mess that was the singing of our national anthem during the Springbok’s game against France on Friday. Well you will be pleased to know that our embassy in France has responded.. Here it is – from the South African Government’s website, in the “International Relations & Cooperation” section. Tsunami’s, Xenophobia, […]
Ipod plugs in on the right hand side – as seen above Looks pretty cool, hey? A bit “big,” you say? Sure, it’s large, but look at the amount of SOUND you’re getting!! CLICK HERE for the Wall of Sound Experience! [thanks jonty]
This is supermodel Doutzen Kroes in a recent secret Victoria’s Secret shoot in St. Barth on October 29. Doutzen Kroes in St. Bath Click image for hi-res What does that picture tell you? That’s right – it tells you that starving models do not appeal to us. No, no they don’t. In fact, they […]
Hardwired was the working title for I, Robot… a man-on-the-run Sci-Fi about the evolution of robot-kind starring Will Smith. It also happens to be the title for a man-on-the-run Sci-Fi about the evolution of corporate advertising starring Cuba Gooding Jr, but “Hairbrained” seems more fitting in retrospect as the film is plagued by a number […]
Here it is – all yours! Click here to check out the interview we had with John before the launch of his book. Then scroll down to the link below to buy the new book! Springbok Captain, John Smit and his new book “CAPTAIN IN THE CAULDRON” Captain in the Cauldron – The John Smit […]
We have only recently been made aware of this con that is going on around town and are not sure how long it has been going on for. It appears that someone is trying to impersonate one of 2oceansvibe’s leading Characters, “G-MAN.” The first incident came in the comments section of the infamous Portofino article. […]
It doesn’t get very much better than this.. I can’t comment right now. It’s too big to get my head around.. [thanks alex]
I don’t know about you, but I’ve just ordered this T-shirt “online” : That’s just how I’m rolling at the moment. And that’s exactly how they ALWAYS roll at “Challah Clothing ,” which is an online T-shirt shop.. You seem confused? Perfectly understandable. Their About Us section of the website explains: Challah Clothing was founded […]
This Is It is a special tribute to Michael Jackson, the undisputed King of Pop, which was originally intended to be screened for 2 weeks after its world premiere last week. However, the This Is It “show” has been extended by another two weeks in countries like South Africa to give everyone (like you) a […]
Killer Combination Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to Co-Host 2010 Oscars Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to Co-Host 2010 Oscars – Producers Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman stated, “We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of hosts for the Oscars. Steve will bring the experience of having hosted the show […]
Heidi Klum Dipped in Chocolate [Bum pic: here] Heidi Klum Dipped In Chocolate – Not the WORST thing I can think of. Heidi Klum made chocolate a whole different kind of sexy, if these pictures from the just-released coffee table book Heidilicious by the photographer Rankin, are anything to go by. The supermodel took a […]
You gotta give it to the Ozzies – they certainly can raise a chuckle from time to time.. Don’t mince you words, dooya Bruce? [thanks graham]
I KNOW too well about the molestation trials etc etc, and you can go on until you’re blue in the face. That’s fine. We don’t need to debate that. This article is PURELY for those of you out there who don’t GET the effect he had on the fans. I found a hi-res LIVE video […]
Sex tape or no sex tape, it is quite evident that SuperSport have a policy against male presenters boning anyone outside of marriage. This was made more than clear, via the following statement released yesterday on the SuperSport website. “Finish and klaar!” So there it is, “forthwith” and everything. SuperSport are a sharp operation and […]
It’s Halloween again, which means you’ll either be scaring up a tacky fancy dress costume for a party or guarding your front door against a small militant wing of kids, who think they’re entitled to some of your hard-earned candy. I thought they were supposed to avoid strangers with candy!? Well, if it’s the one […]
Slow moving traffic, Friday evening, Military Road,TBK (Tamboerskloof). This, just days after pigs were spotted roaming the streets of Cape Town. Sent in by Stewart H Andrew Lloyd Webber diagnosed with prostate cancer – Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, 61, has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, it has been disclosed. His spokesman said in a statement […]
THOSE WHO GET THE HUMOUR – OVER AND ABOVE THE ELABORATE USE OF UNHEARD OF TECHNOLOGIES, WILL PROBABLY ENJOY IT MORE.. Caps Lock was on – sorry – I’m stoned. [thanks lotte]
I know, it’s been a while since we were graced by the presence of the great man. Nearly a full month, if you go by the last sighting of him featured on the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) Sightings page. But I wasn’t worried. After all, we know that He will always be there. It’s no […]
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman Patrick Bateman Was Based On Tom Cruise – Mary Harron, the director of the film adaptation of Brett Easton Ellis’ 1991 classic novel, American Psycho, sat down for an interview recently and was asked about Christian Bale’s inspiration for the book’s Manhattan serial-killing monster, Patrick Bateman. He found it on […]
Quentin Tarantino’s latest film, Inglourious Basterds (yes, that’s how you spell it) is about to hit South African shores like D-Day this Friday. Brad Pitt appears to be the star and headlines a cast including: Christoph Waltz, Diane Kruger, Julie Dreyfuss, Melanie Laurent, Eli Roth, Til Schweiger with a siff cameo from Mike Myers (think […]
The Parlotones have just released a new single, entitled “Push Me to The Floor.” I don’t mind it at all. The song and the music video. Most of you are aware that I’m a sucker for elaborate music videos with big bright costumes in grand homes. The last one on my radar, if I can […]
Yahoo apologises for lap dancers Beauty and the Geek.. Yahoo apologises for lap dancers at Taiwan Hack Day – Yahoo apologized for bringing scantily clad dancers onstage at its most recent Hack Day in Taiwan over the weekend. The decision to bring dancers was roundly criticized by observers including Flickr! co-founder Caterina Fake. “For shame. […]
You saw the 2oceansvibe interview with Goldfish a week ago, and you’ve seen last week’s Top Billing TV show. Nice. But now, finally, you can watch a live track from that day at the Cape Royale Sky Bar, with Goldfish – courtesy of Olmeca Black Tequila! Wait here for a black box to appear below. […]
Harrods department store – Knightsbridge – London Harrods Sells Gold Bars – Harrods department store announced on Thursday it had joined with Swiss refiner Produits Artistiques Metaux Precieux to offer gold bars weighing 12.5kg. Harrods, established in 1834, is the first London shop to offer gold in-store. The bars are being kept in a miniature […]
There is no ways in hell that you have EVER seen ANYTHING like this in your life. Never ever. Fact. Seriously, this guy’s horse is amazing. You should get on his horse. It can turn into a plane and he’ll take you around the universe. Sipping on lemonade.. Click the link below. Getonmyhorse.com I’m absolutely […]
I very much doubt you’ve ever come across a headline like that, let alone the concept of adults driving through puddles of water, purposefully drenching groups of children standing at bus stops. It’s standard stuff for this fellow. Do enjoy. I’m FINE with that! Takes me back to the days of my first car (named […]
For those of you who don’t know about Jack Parow, this is the afrikaans rapper taking SA by storm. The guys is crafty and, what’s more, hilarious! He gives Carl Gorgens a run for his money and he is in full effect on Taxi Jam. Jack Parow’s phenomenal rise to fame was fueled by the […]
I’ve never really had the honours of being caught in the act with another man’s woman. And I’ve certainly not been caught hiding in the cupboard when he arrives home, either! It’s not really my vibe. In the driveway at two in the morning, sure! But never in the cupboard! If I was caught (in […]