Oasis were playing a gig at Toronto’s 2008 Virgin festival, when a madman (don’t you just want to shoot yourself in the face when people pronounce it “madmin?”) came onto the stage from behind and pushed Noel, guitar et al, off the stage into the crowd. Check out the video. The action starts around the […]
Following our story earlier today, we would like to announce and to congratulate Saatchi & Saatchi on restoring their employee’s access to 2oceansvibe. We received an email from an employee confirming that it was indeed restricted, but was fixed within the last week. Well done! If anything, we’ll see an improvement on the latest Loerie […]
In case you missed the “This Great Country” feature of the first Luv Sport TV show on Friday night, here it is. Please enjoy The Fruit Farmer below. Very, very special. Click here if that video doesn’t play and then refresh the next page that loads again and again until it plays! To […]
To the angels out there looking around for a role model, this is the one. Christina Aguilera is about 12 different shades of awesome. Don’t waste your time analysing such FILTH as Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid or Jeremy Mansfield. No, no – Christina is the one you want. Fuck she rocks. […]
I love it when chicks take swipes at each other in public. Like this fine example featuring Elton John and Lily Allen which took place on Tuesday night, as the pair hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards. Elton and Lily during happier times Time online reports: In front of a […]
The Insurance Broker is no doubt in his element today as the gloved one turns 50! No matter how hard he tried, Michael couldn’t get rid of the smell. This, from MSNBC: Michael Jackson turns 50 on Friday. What do you get for the man who has everything, including a killer discography, […]
This is the wall of Sienna Miller’s Norf London home. Someone has indicated their belief that Sienna Miller is a “slut” It’s not what you want to find in the morning when you leave your home. I once walked out of my place (when I was living with The Hooker and The Insurance […]
That’s right. Zuma. She has named her child Zuma. Yes… ZUMA!!!! It’s all happening here, ladies and gentlemen! From CNN: LOS ANGELES (AP) — It’s Love, Angel, Music and Baby No. 2 for Gwen Stefani, who gave birth to a boy Thursday. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani added to their family with the birth […]
Fresh from completely dominating Ibiza and continuing to do so, Goldfish are popping in to London tomorrow for the ex-pats and others to enjoy their sexual music sensation! Enjoy this latest pic of our boys frolicking in Ibiza, taken by 2oceansvibe Character, The Photographer (check out his website here). Baby Jesus and Dom, literally […]
This, from Musicradar.com: I enjoy how it says, “signed, sealed and delivered” Brian Epstein’s personal copy of the first fully-signed agreement between himself and The Beatles goes under the hammer on 4 September at The Fame Bureau’s It’s More Than Rock And Roll memorabilia auction. Taking place at London’s Idea Generation Gallery, the […]
Sorry did I say John Smit? I meant John Mayer. John has recently axed Jennifer Arniston (I know) and you can read all about it here. But that is not what this article is about. It’s about THIS awesome Batman hoodie he was wearing the other day. Two words – AWESOME! Don’t you […]
Harders sent in this pic of The Hoff’s Audi R8 with davidhasselhoff.com splashed all over it. David Hasselhoff’s new K.I.T.T I love it – on so many levels. Firstly, it wasn’t that long ago that I had an Audi R8 at my disposal. And secondly, you might remember The Hoff sent a message […]
It won’t be long now.. Amy Winehouse Daily Mail reports: Just 24 hours earlier, she had been sallow-faced and grubby with dark smears of make-up around her eye. She coughed and spluttered her way through the set, forgetting the words to Back to Black and mumbling to herself between songs. The 24-year-old dedicated […]
Well I must say I couldn’t imagine Ellen DeGeneres wearing a wedding gown and I’m pleased that Hollywood’s hottest lesbian, Ally McBeal’s Portia de Rossi is the girl in the relationship. What I was unaware of, however, was the 15 year age gap between the two. Yu! Ellen DeGeneres and his bride, the smoking-hot […]
I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?” To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied: “No, she’s common.” […]
Our little angel was spotted in Malibu on Sunday throwing out a vibe in a gorgeous plaid dress. A vibe I like. A vibe I think the little laydezz out there should investigate. Natalie Portman – natural born smoker. Stunning check! Let’s go with that..
Ja so I’ve been in “comms” with Dom and Baby Jesus of Goldfish fame. The Photographer recently went over to Ibiza for an exclusive Goldfish shoot and will be sending through some of the pics soon I’m sure. In the meantime I was farting around their “blog” and thought I’d let you know about it. […]
I just love Snoop Dogg. He’s just too spicy! Apart from his tour bus recently being pulled over with two of his crew being arrested for possession of marijuana (“dagga” to the layman), Snoop has now entered into the wonderful world of Bollywood and the superfandom of India. SKY News reports: Cordozar Calvin […]
Thanks Tara W for sending in these pics of the new Jolie-Pitt twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. It is said that the twins have brought “wonderful chaos” to Brad and Angelina’s lives. I’m sure they have. The most beautiful, perfect, wonderful chaos. The twins were born prem, which is apparently quite normal for twins. […]
It is interesting to note that Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce from his wife, just days after rolling a car with another female passenger, [pause for effect] Demaris Meyer! Let’s have a look at Miss Daisy: Freeman is tapping Demaris Mayer Hmm. Interesting choice Morgs went for. But understandable. You can tell […]
Once again, Miley Cyrus has had her phone hacked. Once again we are subjected to photo’s of her in various stages of undress. Once again she is pulling that ridiculous pout. I’m glad she is keeping an eye on that tummy. At 16 years of age, there is no excuse. Actually, there is never an […]
Check it out: CLICK HERE IF IT SAYS THE VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE (Then, keep refreshing that page several times until it plays) “Unlike them, I’m hot!” Come on, that IS funny!
You think I’m kidding? No, Sir, I’m not kidding. I received this info yesterday from HD, friend of 2oceansvibe. “Queen guitarist, Brian May , handed in his completed Astrophysics thesis this week,” was all he said. I wasn’t quite sure what was going on and I did a little search on the cyberweb. Brain […]
Thank you Angelina and Brad for your gift to the world. Click that for zoomed in shot
Ah, you gotta love Flavio Briatore. (MD of the Renault F1 team and co-owner of Queens Park Rangers FC, for the ill informed). Here he is with his wife, Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci. Flavio Briatore and his angel, Elisabetta Gregoraci Got, she must be a smooth ride. Did you even know that he was married? […]
Capetonians over 40 might be lucky enough to recall nights at the De Waal Hotel, watching South Africa’s piano/keyboard Rock & Roll maestro, Rupert Mellor playing live at The Oyster Bar. If you were too young to experience it, ask your parents. They’ll tell you that it just doesn’t get any better. They were there. […]
Mm, ja. I went to watch Batman : The Dark Knight with The Chief on Sunday. We watched at Cavendish Square. That’s right, Cavendish Square! Taking it back the ‘burbs. Old school. I noticed the little picture-perfect setting with coffee tables and happy Southern Suburbs families, in that new paved area between Cavendish and The […]
It’s common knowledge that I keep a number of pre-teen Cambodian kids under the floorboards at the Bantry Bay house; for the express purpose of manufacturing fake Havaianas flip-flops. I don’t feel bad about their living conditions, nor the fact that I feed them rubbish. Those kids wouldn’t have a floor over their heads if […]
I received an mms on my phone (Well, it’s the HTC TYTN, so it’s more a lifestyle than a phone) from The Marketer on Sunday morning. It was a picture he must have just taken on his phone (also a lifestyle). It looked something like this (click to enlarge) : “Octopus” – read the […]