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Ass Flavour
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SPAR’s Labelling Blooper Is A Real Beaut [Image]
07 May 2019 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve seen some political poster blunders over the past few weeks. Enter SPAR and a new take on a food staple.
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Pick n Pay Has Refunded That Woman For The Chicken Foot Wors
17 Sep 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Wow, congrats to Pick n Pay for an outstanding apology. You really out did yourself there, mate. I wonder where the investigation will lead…
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Nothing Will Prepare You For This Picture Of Pick n Pay’s Wors
16 Sep 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
If you’re eating right now, slowly slide your plate across the table, take a sip of your chosen beverage and inhale … exhale. Right, you’re ready…
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INCREDIBLE: Spar Is Selling ‘Ass Pudding’ Now
14 Mar 2014 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
It’s been a while since we featured these popular flavoured food items popping up everywhere. The last one was Ass Yoghurt, which was sold at Pick n Pay. Spar seems to have joined the latest trend and are now stocking Ass Pudding! Mmmm..
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Disgusting: Pick n Pay Is Now Selling “Ass Yoghurt”
11 Dec 2012 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
It’s incredible what retailers are diversifying into these days, but sometimes that is what it takes to stand out. Pick ‘n Pay obviously think that ‘Ass Yoghurt’ will help their efforts against Checkers.
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Spotted In Mauritius: Elegant Cock
06 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A 2oceansViber recently sent us this picture and we had to share it. It’s nice to know that when you’re stranded on a paradise island, you can still get “Elegant C0ck”, and that the quality is guaranteed. Apparently it’s some sort of mosquito coil. I can’t see the relevance to the name. [Thanks Adrian!]
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Ass Food Raises Its Head In The UK
16 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The above was sent in by Carl Anderson, whose brother reports that Ass Fudge is now available at supermarkets in Brighton, UK. And not just any ass fudge – a Welsh Lady’s ass fudge! Will this horror have no end? CLICK HERE for all the ass products we have on record. It really is quite […]
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Advertising Standards Authority Rules Against Steenberg Pick n Pay’s “Ass Wraps”
02 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
The Ass Foods saga continues. Late last June, 2oceansVibe was forwarded a little but of spice by prominent Cape Town personality, Bartlett. Bartlett told us that he intended to lay a complaint with the Advertising Standards Authority of South Africa regarding the offensive (and frankly, traumatising) Ass Wrap packaging at the Steenberg Pick n Pay.
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Caltex Waterfront Now Selling Pieman’s Ass Pies
27 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
When it comes to the food industry, one must always be on the lookout for exciting, new trends. As you know, Ass-Flavoured Products are very “in” right now and it therefore makes perfect sense for the Caltex garage at the Waterfront to launch a titillating new range of Pieman’s ass flavoured pies.
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The Kruger Park Asks You To “Squeeze Mee Ass”
26 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
My friend Lara is a vet in training and spent most of this month putting her hands in animals. Whilst out fiddling with animals in the Kruger Park, she noticed that even the parksboard is trying to cash in by introducing various ass-flavoured products.
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Pick n Pay Now Selling Ass Wraps
28 Jun 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Pick n Pay’s recent venture into the ass foods market (in the form of ass flavoured, ass cup noodles and, lest we forget, simply spreading ass) must have produced some good results. It seems the retail giant is now experimenting further with the ass flavour, and has made it available inside a wrap, no less – […]
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Ass Foods Double Feature: Ass Cake & Ass Melting Moments
17 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
We’ve been covering the rise of Ass-Flavoured Products for a while now – and I think we’ve just found the first restaurant to start dealing in this surprisingly popular new flavour with their delightfully picant, ‘Ass Cake Sitdown.’ Please, click through & and be amazed.
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Pick n Pay’s “Ass Cup” Noodles Are Fantastic
11 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
It’s true.. For more retail ass action throughout South Africa, CLICK HERE.
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Local Butchery Enters Personal Hygiene Space
02 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not shy of diversification, it seems this local retailer is versatile enough to branch out into personal hygiene products. Who would have thought that a butchery would be the go-to place for one to acquire Ass Creams? “Kudos” to you!
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Spar Selling ‘Yesterday’s Ass Cake’
26 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The success of ass flavoured foods and products sweeping the nation has clearly led to complacency of sorts. Here we see a local Spar confidently selling ‘yesterday’s’ ass cake! THAT’S how good it is. Will it replace the all-time leftover food winner, pizza? Only time will tell..
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Checkers Takes Personal Hygiene To The Next Level
15 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Whilst a product of this nature may well be found in the back section of your local pharmacy, it is impressive to note that mainstream home-shopping chain, Checkers, is taking personal hygiene so seriously. A 2oceansviber spotted this sign in a local Checkers store. They certainly aren’t hiding such intimate products/kits in the back of […]
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Always Home Boning
24 Feb 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s how they’re rolling in Game stores at the moment. This genuine in-store signage was spotted by 2oceansviber Casey A, who was no doubt in the store to get a 90cm Telefunken plasma for thirty bucks. Luckily her trip was made all the more enjoyable, with this beaut! Naturally this post will be going straight […]
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Pick n Pay Accuses Enterprise Of “Spreading Ass”
07 Feb 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It is not known what sparked off this very-public in-store mockery, but Pick n Pay has clearly got something against Tiger Brands and, in particular ‘Enterprise’ – their meat products range. Apparently Pick n Pay reckons that Enterprise Renown “Spreads Ass.” We caught up with Enterprise Foods’ Marketing Executive, Sonja Botha, for comment. Click link […]
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SuperSpar Selling Ass Logs
02 Feb 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
We’ve covered a lot of Ass-Flavoured Products on this website and have noticed great progress for this alternative, yet popular flavour. From hot and cold drinks, to cleaning products and even lighters, it seemed the ass flavour could be applied to anything. But it’s one thing giving everything an ass ‘edge,’ a completely different thing […]
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Stodels Nursery Expands Ass Offering
04 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It was just a month ago that a reader sent in proof that Stodels Nursery was selling ‘Ass Succulents.’ We agreed that this made sense, giving the current demand for Ass Products. But Ass Succulent sales were clearly off the charts, as Stodels is now also selling Pear Ass and Peach Ass. Who would have thought? Check it out after the link.
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Stodels Selling Ass Succulents
03 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the Ass Flavour and Ass Food explosion experienced over the past year or so, it was only a matter of time before people would want to grow some ass at home. It would be dangerous to use your own ass to create different foods and drinks, so a big round of applause goes to Stodels nurseries who have stepped up to the plate.
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Ciabatta Roll With Ass Fillings
29 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I must say, had I known they were serving ass fillings, I would never have gone for the cheese. Get yours now, at the Spar in Observatory. So innovative. So 2010.
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Sea Point Spar Selling The Ass Of A Muffin
01 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was not aware that muffin’s had an ass, let alone a tail, or any other body part for that matter. Sure, humans do get ‘muffin top’ when their jeans are too tight, but I had never imagined it the other way around. Nonetheless, the Spar on Regent Road, Sea Point seem to be ahead of all of us and are now selling just the ass part of a muffin. Amazing!
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ASS PRODUCTS – IT’S BEEN A WHILE
13 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Just because I haven’t mentioned them for a while doesn’t mean that the “ass flavoured foods” rage hasn’t been growing. Those of you unfamiliar with the flavour du jour which has swept the country may well want to start here to get a grip of what is actually going on. It is interesting to note […]
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ASS GOOD ASS IT GETS
27 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Ass-flavoured foods and ass themed products and services have really taken off over the past year. We have thoroughly enjoyed documenting the rise of this incredible vibe, which is looking more and more like something established, rather than the initial fad we thought it was. Take Toilet Duck, for example – I mean how long […]
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“TOYS ‘R US” BREAKS INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY
12 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Baby Jesus, spotted this sign in a local CT Toys ‘R Us store. Seriously now, what is the world coming to? Oh my God! With the recent ass flavour boom that has hit Cape Town and South Africa, it is understandable that Toys R Us would want to get in on the […]
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ASS GLITTER – AVAILABLE IN RONDEBOSCH
03 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can imagine the students getting quite excited about this – hence the brands decision to enter the market in Rondebosch – UCT’s stomping ground. Like you, I too am wondering how glitter for your ass would differ from normal glitter. Or, more to the point, why is The Cartridge Factory Shop in Rondebosch selling […]
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PICK ‘N PAY EXPRESS, EXPERIMENTING WITH ASS FLAVOUR
19 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
In the space of one week, not one but two 2oceansvibers out there noticed that Pick n Pay Express stores are the latest outlets to offer Ass Flavoured foods. This, just a month after Fruit & Veg City jumped on the Ass Flavour bandwagon, with their ass flavoured subs and wraps. With ass cupcakes going […]
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HOT ASS FLAVOURED SUBS AND WRAPS
04 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Awesome! Fruit and Veg City have jumped on the band wagon and realised that ass flavoured goods are selling, quite literally, like hot cakes! Spotted at Fruit & Veg City Mmmm, I can just imagine how good an ass flavoured Sub wrap must taste! I doubt it will be as good as the ass […]
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CREATE YOUR OWN ASS PRODUCTS
25 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It had to come out sooner or later. With the massive success of ass products sold in and around South Africa, it was only a matter of time before someone found out where it all came from. Would you believe it – KIMBERLEY of all places! The Ass Wholesalers outlet in Kimberley The only distributors […]
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