You’re rude and you’re coming across as a tool. Kindly remove your helmet. [thanks rob]
Well done to all those who entered, but, unlike Idols , there CAN only be ONE winner! And it’s James Klein. Well done, Jammo! He’ll be getting a Lizzard clothing hamper and will spend the weekend chilling at the Lizzard Surf Pro and hanging out on the VIP deck drinking beer and eating Nandos while […]
This happened a few days ago but I was ASTOUNDED yesterday to learn that some people were not aware. Well look alive people, because silver fox and 2oceansvibe character The Outside Centre (Rob Fleck) has been made the new backline coach for Western Province. “The Outside Centre” – Rob Fleck. A bona-fide beaut. […]
It’s the Lizzard Nando’s Surf Pro held at Durban’s North Beach 15-17 May, and I’m not able to go. That means that YOU might be able to get your hands on my two VIP tickets. We cannot confirm if Julius Malema will be competing or attending the event, but Nando’s will definitely be there. […]
I spotted a pretty cool competition going on at Foozi.co.za (local foosball manufaturing company) targeted at local ad agencies and designers. It’s a pretty rad idea, with the best foosball table design winning their very own branded foosball table! Quite nice. I had a little poke around and there are some pretty sick designs. […]
Public sentiment and general hygiene concern has come to the fore, as more and more restaurants country-wide are now blatantly refusing entry to ALL cyclists, let alone those who refuse to wear their helmets while they dine – a very particular complaint that we have, here at 2oceansvibe. This, from Remo’s restaurant, just outside Mount […]
Andrew R sent this to The Marketer who, in turn, sent it on to me. What happens from there is that I immediately think of YOU and I put together this little article so that you can enjoy with me. You like that? Ja, I bet you do. Going Going GONE! Very cool. My […]
Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth. Seth, Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze! Anyway, not feeling […]
Amazing that at the same time that 2oceansvibe publishes some large surfing articles (Twiggy winning here), we get this little beauty of a numberplate. Obviously a surfer’s car (jammy) and obviously with reference to the surf on any particular day. How were the waves? HUGE BRU WP So good. So very good. [thanks […]
This just in. Having spent some time in my youth in Pinelands, it always cuts me deep when I hear bad stories to do with the once sleepy hollow. I was having a great day today, between working on the movie script and some down time at Caprice – before I received this email and […]
A couple months back we brought you one of the funniest ads of your life, featuring a BMX that a guy was selling (here). That has nothing to do with this article, other than the fact that it involves a bike of sorts. I just mentioned that to, you know, bring across an air on […]
I received this on voting day from a reader who spotted it on TV. A member of the crowd was holding it up as Kevin Pietersen came in to bat. Pure quality [thanks kevin s]
I toyed with the headline “Andy Roddick serves an ace,” but inducing vomit is not my scene. So, instead, I went for a hint of tennis association with the “luv” mention in the sub-heading. Are you fine with that? I thought it was fine. So, ja, hats off to Andy Roddick, who seems to have […]
Benni McCarthy was spotted at Caprice. This, from Chris : Benni McCarthy Surrounded by his homeboys Pic at Good ol Cappers no doubt. Some Twat had his finger on the lens if you could get one of your photo shop angels to sort it out. Benni can’t get him here to play for our […]
Perhaps you should be taking your mind off our rugby teams and focusing on an area where our South African sportsmen are taking the top prize! Like Grant “Twiggy” Baker who completely cleaned up this weekend – quietly nursing a 61 foot way to take home top prize at the Billabong XXL Global Big Wave […]
The shot is taken 400m above the hole and the ball takes a 30 second flight to reach the green. It’s right here in South Africa and a hole in one will get you a cool R13 million. And yes, you do need a chopper to get to the tee. Piece of old tacky […]
F1 Ace, Jenson Button (or, as The Muse calls him, “Jenni Button”) got into a major row with Richard Branson before the inaugural 2009 Formula 1 race in Melbourne Australia a few weeks back. Branson, having just recently confirmed Virgin’s sponsorship of the Brawn F1 team, went out with the team after Button secured pole […]
Zinedine Zidane was spotted at V&A Waterfront’s The Greek Fisherman on Friday. This, from Tony L: Zinedine “Zizou” Zinade Spotted at The Greek Fisherman ‘Sup Seth, Had a mean lunch at the Greek Fisherman at the waterfront today. Zidane decided to make an appearance with his whole family. Oh please note the Mythos beer […]
Whoah, there hasn’t been an auction on the Camps Bay strip since the place next door to Caprice, now occupied by The Grand Cafe, went for around R40 million sometime last year. And now, the highly sought after building on the other side of The Grand Cafe is going under the hammer. I spotted them […]
I didn’t want to get into this, as it is clearly a publicity stunt of sorts, but the emails don’t seem to be stopping and I simply have to say SOMETHING about it. I’m talking about this “National Skirt Extension Project” thing that is being advertised everywhere. So check it out. Here are the ads […]
In a very Helena Christensen type move, 2oceansvibe Character “The Surfer” has jumped from one side of the camera to the other – finding himself excelling at surf photography. From cut-backs to the cutting room, Anthony Fox has been capturing some thrilling surf footage, which has recently been published in Zig Zag Magazine. Zig […]
This one is very much for the LAYDEZZ!!! It’s Jeremy Jackson AKA Hobie from Baywatch. Wow! Look at us, all grown up! Splashnews reckons: Yes, that really is Jeremy Jackson aka “Hobie” from Baywatch running on the beach in Hawaii. You spent years watching him as David Hasslehoff’s son on the hit […]
Some friends of a faithful 2oceansvibe reader have put together a saucy little ad for the new Yogisip “Everybody’s doing it for TV” competition, using the Sharks dancers. Very commendable. Oh, did I mention they have the angels in bikini’s, sliding down a slippy slide? Ja, check out the video: CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO […]
Finishline @ Forries is the Official Two Oceans Marathon After party. Go to your diary now. Go to 11 April. Now double click 11h00 and type in “Puma and Forries after party for Two Oceans Marathon.†From 1pm you’ll be chilling out to the Urban Sounds of Craig de Sousa with Dan Shout on Sax […]
I’m assuming Supersport wouldn’t be so foolish as to publish an April Fool’s joke on the 31st of March? Hey? Surely not, guys. You wouldn’t balls it up THAT badly, would you? Supersport reports (including title screenshot with date): The impact of the Indian Premier League has been felt around the cricketing world, and […]
It looks like the latest allegations made by ex-Teazers stripper, Marilize Emmenis, are enough for Supersport to issue Joost van der Westhuizen a yellow card. News24 reports: Cooling off period for Joost Johannesburg – Representatives of the management of SuperSport met with former Springbok Joost van der Westhuizen on Monday to discuss […]
Finishline @ Forries is the Official Two Oceans Marathon After party. Go to your diary now. Go to 11 April. Now double click 11h00 and type in “Puma and Forries after party for Two Oceans Marathon.” From 1pm you’ll be chilling out to the Urban Sounds of Craig de Sousa with Dan Shout on Sax […]
I’d say the colour black has the monopoly when it comes to cycling shorts colours. I think we should have a quick recap as to why that is. Here is a super cool group of cyclists wearing black shorts: Cyclists – in black shorts(I think it’s fair to say they are lined up according […]
Nando’s grilled peri-peri chicken restaurants have moved quickly and are able to capitalise on the Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape scandal. With this: Good. We approve. Go to www.joostsextape.co.za for more.. [thanks catherine]
Local Afrikaans newspaper, Rapport, are becoming more and more sensational by the day! This weekend they absolutely dominated with a story about the girl in the Joost van der Westhuizen video! I’ve been DYING to see what this chick looks like. Given that the truth will eventually come out, the hotness of the chick could […]