The much-maligned Jeremy Clarkson will return to the BBC studios again, although this gig will have less to do with fast cars and racial insults than what he is used to.
I know we’re supposed to take a hard stance on crime but sometimes you have to give credit where it’s due. These smooth criminals are laughing all the way to the bank.
It’s being talked up as one of the hottest seats in television and competition for Jeremy Clarkson’s spot is stiff. We may have a front runner here though.
Most religions frown upon call girls and how they earn their income but, as you can imagine, the work of an Islamic call girl is even more fraught with danger. Here’s how one woman gets around that.
I once paid for dinner in Argentina with a fake bill that had come out of the ATM, but I think this is going a bit too far when it comes to not paying your bill.
The whole Rhodes issue really gets me heated, so bear with me, as we are all allowed our opinions. But seriously, he’s dead. He is no longer doing anything bad.
When your job is on the line sometimes it is best to lay low until the heat dies down just a little. Apparently Jeremy Clarkson never got that memo.
Charles and Camilla – they have done a lot in the past few days, most noticeably their spending of R4.5 million on the plane from the UK to the USA and back…
Charles and Camilla hopped over the pond to visit the US this week. In between work ‘things’ they got to be right royal tourists. Here are some happy snaps of the lovely couple.
I cant quite put my finger on why I enjoy seeing England fail at sports but I am not alone in enjoying their demise, of that I’m sure. This writer’s attack on their cricket team will make you chuckle.
You can have your ‘Angry Birds’ youth of today, because you will never understand the joy that was filling your entire screen with a winding snake. Anyone still send a ‘please call me’ these days?
More details of exactly why Jeremy Clarkson saw fit to brawl with one of the Top Gear producers have come to light and in case you doubted this man was a tosser the evidence mounts.
We all know Jeremy Clarkson has an extensive list of TV gaffes but it seems he hasn’t quite used up his nine lives. The latest incident sees him suspended by the BBC, as in not fired.
Ah, the good ‘ol days when a school dress up day was a chance to be a Ninja Turtle or a wizard with a nasty scar. This little guy had a different idea and his school was not impressed.
Now we know you’re going to think this is some Photoshop joke we’re all in on but reports from the UK are saying this is the real deal. The animal kingdom never cease to amaze.
Just when you think you’ve heard it all someone tries to outlaw high-fives? Seriously Scotland, you really need to get out more.
We know teacher-student sexual relationships get people all kinds of worked up and for good reason. How do you feel, then, about someone getting the sack for hooking up with a former pupil?
Congrats Oscar, another record to your name. I doubt he will be doing much jumping for joy though when he finds out exactly what the record is for.
Nowadays people get pretty sensitive when it comes to their airspace. The UK had some unwelcome visitors recently and sent out the big guns to shoo them off.
You wouldn’t think Madonna and professional wrestling have much of a cross-over appeal but this worked-up Scotsman proves otherwise. He really is quite a character.
It’s usually pretty funny lagging at one of your mates when he doesn’t handle his weed too well. This, however, ain’t all that funny and I actually feel a little sorry for Mr Snow.
Chelsea fans in the stadium…cheer Didier Drogba’s every touch and talk about him with a sense of reverence. Chelsea fans on the tube…behave like racist buffoons. Oh the irony.
Eating ice-cream can be something of an erotic experience but a business in the UK is taking things to the next level with their new dairy delight. Vice Cream, anyone?
There is an article doing the rounds written by a rather irate Briton in response to some of JZ’s latest comments. In case you happen to have missed it we have you covered.
It looks like Prince Andrew, the disgraced Duke of York, has taken to uploading some family snaps on Facebook. Thanks mate, but I might wait for Harry before I pay attention.
It’s kind of embarrassing when your epic fail gets caught on two separate cameras. This wannabe Evel Knievel can count himself lucky he came out alive.
Protesters in London took to the streets yesterday to denounce Charlie Hebdo for publishing images of the Prophet Muhammad. People are angry.
Oh dear Argos, you’ve really stepped in it with this one. We suggest you get someone to check on your doll-pricing department, they may need a talking-to.
Fans of breasts around the UK are today rejoicing as the Sun’s Page 3 beauties return from hiatus. In other news, UK internet searches for ‘boobs’ decreased dramatically.
John Terry and Raheem Sterling became very well-acquainted with each other’s nether regions last night during the match between Chelsea and Liverpool.