OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]

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Just quickly take this in.     Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..

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Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff.   Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff?   WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]

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This is very good.     That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94.   [thanks grant]

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I don’t know why I’m showing you this, but I guess it’s just a combination of stimuli. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, cute little Suri (dressed as a princess), Disney World, Mickey Mouse… arrrggghh!! It (the article) probably suits the chick readers more than anything. They can gush and ooh and aah and dream about their […]

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In case you missed it, Idols judge Dave Thompson was slated in a recent Mail & Guardian Thoughtleader article. You can catch that article HERE. that was obviously after OUR whole debacle with him and fellow judge, Randall Abrahams. You might be interested that Dave responded to the Mail & Guardian in the letters section. […]

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The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant.   What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]

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[This article was written live on Sunday morning] It’s been a blur of a weekend really and whatever transpired has got nothing to do with the fat joint I had this morning before establishing myself in the Arniston Hotel breakfast lounge. You see, not only are you dealing with a view which could make Batman […]

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We trust you caught all the Idols action on these pages over the last couple of weeks? If not then simply click the Idols logo on the right hand side of the screen, or CLICK HERE to get up to date. More importantly, we hope you witnessed the letter Randall Abrahams (Idols judge) sent to […]

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Spotted outside The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay.   From afar On closer inspection   Jesus certainly does save! And then he went and blew his savings on a Ferrari! Nice work, JC! This, sent in by Lotte E:   Hi Seth I can’t remember if this one has been on 2Oceans yet. Picked up […]

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Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married.   Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong   She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]

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It seems it is not just Cape Town that is under attack by the indoor helmet wearing brethren. Here we see fresh footage taken at Louis Botha airport in Durban on Sunday.   Indoor helmet attack at Louis Botha airport, Durban   The similarities to suicide bomb attacks are numerous. Most notable is the fact […]

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I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry. This from politicsweb.co.za:   DA Lays Criminal Charge Against ANC – MAS536/02/2009 The Democratic Alliance today laid criminal charges against the ANC – case number MAS536/02/2009 at the Middelburg Police Station. On Saturday, 21 February 2009, the DA became aware of a fake DA pamphlet […]

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With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man.   The London 2012 logo   That’s just great. […]

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Covers have really taken off since Britney’s covered I love Rock ‘n Roll. The last George Michael cover that I recall was Limp Bizkit’s rendition of Faith. That was a pretty hard version and I thought it interesting that this latest cover of a George Michael song has been performed by a hard rock band. […]

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This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“:   The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]

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I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]

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Just chilling..

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Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny.   good – PASS   Thanks to the […]

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With all their products made from Hemp and the owner, Tony Budden being such a cool character, Hemporium has long been one of my favourite brands. And now it’s come to Long Street as a part of 210onLong (not to be confused with the Purple Onlon). Check this out.     210onLONG – SUSTAINABLE SHOPPING […]

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As anticipated, there has been a myriad of funny-email spin offs, following the ongoing story of the 13 year old dad. And I say ongoing , as it is getting deeply twisted as days go by; with more boys coming forward and claiming paternity. that is why you need to see this.     Naughty. […]

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I’m so glad that Mickey Rourke is winning awards again. Not because it’s Mickey Rourke and he is just awesome, but because he gives acceptance speeches the coolness they lost many many years ago.   Mickey Rourke rules   Check out this outstanding acceptance speech he gave after winning the Best Male Lead in the […]

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In the wake of yet another sad suicide story linked to Madoff, this sign was spotted on New York’s Wall Street.   There are some pretty angry folk out there. Fair enough. This, from Ruan S:   The current financial meltdown has led consumers to be more disgusted than ever (if that’s even possible) with […]

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In case you were wondering..   Peter Parker (Spiderman) Possibly from the New Pier area     “Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spiderman.”   [thanks francois]

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The public outcry against cyclists wearing their helmets in restaurants and other retail outlets, is reaching fever pitch. With the public attacks occurring everywhere from Sea Point Spar and Giovanni’s, to Newport Deli and Vida e; there seems to be no end in sight, as they INSIST on further alienating themselves from the overwhelming majority […]

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I’ve got a little beauty for you here. This has been sent in by a number of people and was originally created by the same guy that sent a drawing of a spider to pay for a bill. CLICK HERE if you don’t remember that one. It is positively hilarious. So anyway, the SAME GUY […]

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I spotted this little article on the Mail & Guardian‘s website, regarding an incident at Idols. I forwarded the story to a friend of mine (The Fruit Farmer) and he said he witnessed the same thing, adding that the kid in question was definitely the kind of kid you wouldn’t want to do that to. […]

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With Ron Jeremy on the brink of signing to play Joost van der Westhuizen in the Matt Damon/Morgan Freeman Hollywood blockbuster, Playing the Enemy, we take a moment to celebrate an extraordinary life of the one half of South Africa’s most powerful and glamorous couples/brands. Joost van der Westhuizen Happy birthday big guy! More about […]

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Let this be a warning to all women who date Chris Brown who consider talking out of turn. This, the real pic of Rihanna from TMZ.   Now that it’s raining more than ever Know that we still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella [thanks christy]

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There is no limit as to how far 2oceansvibe can get, to get the news. That is why we have managed to get hold of some more Peddlars fire pics, including actual inside shots..   Window. Smoke. Firemen According to iafrica:   Fire-fighters have been battling to contain a fire that started this afternoon at […]

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