Ashley Alexandra Dupre
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You should be fairly clued up by now on New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer's resignation, following his being busted for banging high class prostitutes. I didn't report on it because I was waiting for her to be identified. I mean, how can we judge him until we've seen how hot the whore was?

Eliot Spitzer
Probably lying about the size of his cock

I'm pleased to report that this whole mess he is in was DEFINITELY worth it! Weighing in at 22 years of age, her name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre and she is a fucking smoker! What's more, she has an uncanny resemblance to one of 2oceansvibe's favourites, Claire Forlani! If you don't know who she is, she was the chick in Meet Joe Black and can be seen HERE in a "piece" I wrote two years ago.

Nice work, Eliot - you old dog!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Claire Forlani lookalike

Her tabs are FINE!

So there you go! That's what $3,000 buys you these days.

If it were up to me as to what his punishment should be, I would CERTAINLY have to include the most mitigating of all circumstances - how hot was the whore in question?

In this case Eliot should really get off scot-free. What's more, he should be celebrated.

Hugh Grant's the guy you should be after.

[Feel free to add the phrase "Spitzer, me and Dupre" anywhere in this article. I wanted to use it, but got bored.]

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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