Sunday, January 19, 2025

Chicken Pox Lollipops For Sale – A Tale Of American Parenting

American mother and pillar of the criminally insane community, Wendy Werkit, identified a gap in the junk food market and took a leap of faith. “Why has no one thought of this yet”, she thought, as she put the finishing touches on her Facebook ad. “Fifty dollars isn’t bad for a ‘pox’ infected sucker”, she thought, as her brain fell out of her ass.

New Poll Reveals Americans Have The “Coolest Nationality”

A popular social networking site recently asked 30 000 people to name the coolest nationality in the world. And being American seems to be the most popular amongst the poll’s international voters. South Africa, unfortunately, did not make the list. See who else did instead, inside.

Hunt This Man For $10 000

Tired of being jobless, Mork Encino decided it was time to start his own business – allowing people to hunt him for sport. Well, you know what they say in America: ‘aint no better measurement of an economy than when your daddy sells himself as live game’. Feel free to quote me on that.