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Spotted In Mauritius: Elegant Cock
06 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A 2oceansViber recently sent us this picture and we had to share it. It’s nice to know that when you’re stranded on a paradise island, you can still get “Elegant C0ck”, and that the quality is guaranteed. Apparently it’s some sort of mosquito coil. I can’t see the relevance to the name. [Thanks Adrian!]
Ass Food Raises Its Head In The UK
16 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The above was sent in by Carl Anderson, whose brother reports that Ass Fudge is now available at supermarkets in Brighton, UK. And not just any ass fudge – a Welsh Lady’s ass fudge! Will this horror have no end? CLICK HERE for all the ass products we have on record. It really is quite […]
Advertising Standards Authority Rules Against Steenberg Pick n Pay’s “Ass Wraps”
02 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
The Ass Foods saga continues. Late last June, 2oceansVibe was forwarded a little but of spice by prominent Cape Town personality, Bartlett. Bartlett told us that he intended to lay a complaint with the Advertising Standards Authority of South Africa regarding the offensive (and frankly, traumatising) Ass Wrap packaging at the Steenberg Pick n Pay.
Ass Foods Double Feature: Ass Cake & Ass Melting Moments
17 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
We’ve been covering the rise of Ass-Flavoured Products for a while now – and I think we’ve just found the first restaurant to start dealing in this surprisingly popular new flavour with their delightfully picant, ‘Ass Cake Sitdown.’ Please, click through & and be amazed.
Spar Selling ‘Yesterday’s Ass Cake’
26 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The success of ass flavoured foods and products sweeping the nation has clearly led to complacency of sorts. Here we see a local Spar confidently selling ‘yesterday’s’ ass cake! THAT’S how good it is. Will it replace the all-time leftover food winner, pizza? Only time will tell..
Checkers Takes Personal Hygiene To The Next Level
15 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Whilst a product of this nature may well be found in the back section of your local pharmacy, it is impressive to note that mainstream home-shopping chain, Checkers, is taking personal hygiene so seriously. A 2oceansviber spotted this sign in a local Checkers store. They certainly aren’t hiding such intimate products/kits in the back of […]
Always Home Boning
24 Feb 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s how they’re rolling in Game stores at the moment. This genuine in-store signage was spotted by 2oceansviber Casey A, who was no doubt in the store to get a 90cm Telefunken plasma for thirty bucks. Luckily her trip was made all the more enjoyable, with this beaut! Naturally this post will be going straight […]
Pick n Pay Accuses Enterprise Of “Spreading Ass”
07 Feb 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It is not known what sparked off this very-public in-store mockery, but Pick n Pay has clearly got something against Tiger Brands and, in particular ‘Enterprise’ – their meat products range. Apparently Pick n Pay reckons that Enterprise Renown “Spreads Ass.” We caught up with Enterprise Foods’ Marketing Executive, Sonja Botha, for comment. Click link […]
Stodels Nursery Expands Ass Offering
04 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It was just a month ago that a reader sent in proof that Stodels Nursery was selling ‘Ass Succulents.’ We agreed that this made sense, giving the current demand for Ass Products. But Ass Succulent sales were clearly off the charts, as Stodels is now also selling Pear Ass and Peach Ass. Who would have thought? Check it out after the link.
Stodels Selling Ass Succulents
03 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the Ass Flavour and Ass Food explosion experienced over the past year or so, it was only a matter of time before people would want to grow some ass at home. It would be dangerous to use your own ass to create different foods and drinks, so a big round of applause goes to Stodels nurseries who have stepped up to the plate.
Sea Point Spar Selling The Ass Of A Muffin
01 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was not aware that muffin’s had an ass, let alone a tail, or any other body part for that matter. Sure, humans do get ‘muffin top’ when their jeans are too tight, but I had never imagined it the other way around. Nonetheless, the Spar on Regent Road, Sea Point seem to be ahead of all of us and are now selling just the ass part of a muffin. Amazing!
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