Dominic Cummings Is NOT Trending On Twitter Because, Well, His Name Is Porn

If you have even a passing interest in British politics, you’ll know that Dominic Cummings has had a rough week. Deservedly so, because he’s an absolute prat.
Trevor Noah On UK’s Alert System And The White House Coronavirus Outbreak [Videos]

Trevor takes a look at bungling Boris, and how the White House is dealing with a number of coronavirus cases in its midst.
Comedian’s Impression Of Boris Johnson Gets Rave Reviews [Video]

Matt Lucas, of ‘Little Britain’ fame, responded to Boris Johnson’s confusing lockdown speech with a parody that quickly went viral.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Boris in intensive care. SA death toll rises. Theories behind COVID-19 outbreak origins. SA healthcare workers’ lives on the line. Footballer’s sex party backfires. Duffy’s kidnapping revealed.
Dumb And Dumber – Trump And Boris Don’t Seem To Understand The Coronavirus [Videos]

Whilst most people understand vaccines and how viruses spread and other basics, two world leaders can’t quite get a handle on things.
Brit Awards Winner Raps On Stage About Meghan Markle And Racist Boris Johnson [Video]

British rapper Dave had a great night at the 2020 Brit Awards, winning album of the year and ruffling some feathers with his live performance.
Brexit Making British Racists Very Confident – As Per This Sign

The tears had barely dried following the EU’s ‘goodbye Britain’ speech, before British racists were fixing signs to doors in apartment blocks.
Ouch! Hugh Grant Quietly Takes Down Boris Johnson, Following Publicity Stunt [Videos]

Hugh Grant wasn’t about to let Boris Johnson get away with that truly bizarre ‘Love Actually’ parody.
Crazy Deepfake Video Of Boris Johnson Endorsing His Opponent

Two deepfake videos have been doing the rounds, highlighting the dangerous potential of ill-used technology in politics.
Boris Johnson Has No Idea How To Use A Mop [Video]

Boris Johnson took a break from the Brexit drama to try and mop up a bit of floodwater, and it didn’t go very well.
Brexit Is So Painful That Sky Has Launched A New Brexit-Free News Channel

People are so over Brexit that a third of them are avoiding the news entirely, prompting Sky News to start a Brexit-free pop-up channel.
Woman’s Superb Boris Johnson Chirp Goes Viral [Video]

When it comes to Boris Johnson, this lady has a very firm opinion about where he fits into the world order.
Thursday Morning Spice

Domingo resigns. Cape Town city’s war on taxis. Jooste high court blow. Cyril’s new land laws. Beyoncé’s dad has breast cancer. Springbok homeless assault probe. R Kelly going nowhere. Boris reveals Brexit plan.
Fighter Pilot Dangles From Power Lines, Following Eject From F-16 Crash [Photo]

Fighter pilots need nerves of steel and laser quick reactions. With things happening so quickly, you have to give any F-16 pilot credit for just having the wherewithal to eject from the aircraft before it explodes into a fireball.
Monday Morning Spice

BoJo The Hulk. Felicity Huffman jailed. NY vape ban. Why millionaires love SA. Royals scrambling over Epstein. Trump invited to NK.
A Brief, Staggering History Of Boris Johnson’s Lies

You’ll be hardpressed to find a British Prime Minister with a more disastrous beginning to their reign than Boris Johnson, and his past lies are already coming back to haunt him.
Boris Johnson’s Latest Attempt At Good PR Involves A New Puppy

Boris Johnson and his partner, Carrie Symonds, have adopted a 15-week-old puppy who’ll live with them at 10 Downing Street.
Fantastic New Entry To The ‘Politicians Failing Miserably At Sports’ Collection [Videos]

The latest entry to the illustrious club is New South Wales minister for sport, John Sidoti, who clearly needs to brush up on his football skills.
Lunchtime Viewing: John Oliver’s Brutal Takedown Of Boris Johnson [Video]

John Oliver and ‘Last Week Tonight’ returned with a bang, focusing on how Boris Johnson has succeeded – “not despite his bumbling persona, but often because of it”.
Friday Morning Spice

Epstein and Victoria’s Secret. Apple & Microsoft drop $1 billion each. Zulu king gets R66m. Stolen Batchelor phone latest. Diddy and his son’s ex. US federal death penalty back.
Let’s See The Queen Meeting New UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson [Videos]

Boris Johnson is officially the UK’s new Prime Minister, which necessitates a meeting with the Queen and saying a few words about the “doomsters and gloomsters” out there.
The Most Cringeworthy Moment From Boris Johnson’s Victory Speech Yesterday [Videos]

Yesterday, Boris triumphed over Jeremy Hunt to secure his spot as the UK’s next Prime Minister. During his victory speech, he was in fine form.
Monday Morning Spice

Boris’ road to power. Elvis biopic actor announced. High seas Iran/UK audio. Lion King soars. Jamie Oliver’s R435m loss. Manny wins at 40.
Helicopter Lands While Boris Johnson Talks About Climate Change – This Is How He Handled It [Video]

It’s always a tad awkward when you’re talking about climate change and a pesky chopper, that you fear might be yours, touches down nearby.
Enjoy Watching The Wheels Come Off Boris Johnson’s Answer About His Hobbies [Video]

Boris Johnson was handed a very easy question about what he does to relax. What followed was a brain implosion of the highest order.
A Quick Look At Boris Johnson’s Really Terrible Weekend [Video]

A neighbour called the police on Boris Johnson and his girlfriend this weekend, and it’s all spiralled out of control for the possible Prime Minister-to-be.
Brits Freak Out Over Filth In Boris Johnson’s Car

On the list of things to freak out about with regards Boris Johnson, the state of his car isn’t a top priority. Still, it’s worth a look inside.
You’ll Enjoy Watching Trevor Noah Lay Into Boris Johnson [Video]

Despite a lifetime full of well-documented follies, Boris Johnson may well the UK’s next prime minister. Trevor’s recap of Boris’ career is worth watching.
World Laughs At Boris Johnson As Videos Expose His Idiocy

If you’ve been paying attention, then the fact that Boris Johnson is a complete imbecile isn’t exactly breaking news, but this is some next level stuff.
Boris Johnson Can’t Stop Having Sex With Women That Aren’t His Wife

Those in the know say that Boris Johnson has hopes of becoming the British Prime Minister. He might want to keep it in his pants, then.