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The Happiest Country In The World Enjoys Slaughtering Dolphins [Video]
17 Sep 2018 by Carrie / No Comments
Denmark is known as one of the happiest countries in the world. This does nothing to explain why they hold a festival every year to kill hundreds of dolphins and whales.
Brilliant – Denmark Is Appealing To Expats Not To Vote For Trump In The Best Way [Gif]
28 Oct 2016 by Sloane Hunter / 2 Comments
Of course, if Trump is elected as president, it’s a definite sign that the world is spiralling out of control – and Denmark is trying to avoid that.
Living In Europe And Scared Of Asylum Seekers? You Should Get This Anti-Refugee Aerosol Spray
30 Sep 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
A 26-year-old Dane has branded a pepper spray so that you can use it specifically to repel migrants, but admits it’s not the ideal solution to the problem. Duh.
The Latest World’s Happiest Nation Rankings Are Out And We Don’t Even Make The Top 100
17 Mar 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Whoop, South Africa is NOT really happy right now – although I think our people are pretty stoked with life – but here’s what makes Denmark “full of smiles”. Pfffft.
Spotted! This Animal Has Only Been Seen 15 Times In The Last 100 Years [Video]
15 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As a species you have to keep a pretty low profile to amass a total of 15 sightings over 100 years. This guy however seemed to be quite a fan of all the attention.
People Freaking Out: Radio DJ Killed Baby Rabbit Live On Air
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
How does a radio DJ ensure that he has death threats rolling in from around the world? By offing a baby rabbit live on air, which as we all know will have people fuming.
Monday Morning Spice
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Denmark attacks – shooted had violent history. Boris Johnson gives up US passport. ISIS releases video beheading 21 Christians. SA airports wiped off navigation system. Hackers steal whopping $1 billion. Itlay’s richest man dies. Betty White pulls Brad Cooper.
Denmark Is Thinking About Making Sex With Animals Illegal
15 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Denmark had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Denmark had a little lamb whose dignity was taken from it…
Video Captures Moment Dad Reveals Lottery Win To Sons
25 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Everyone dreams of winning the lottery, but the chances are pretty small. This dad won though, and decided to be a rad dad when he told his children.
Happiest People In The World? Danish People Don’t Have A Choice
22 Jul 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Denmark is consistently ranked as having the world’s happiest people, and a new study shows that the key may be found in their DNA.
Bodypainted Topless Model Causes Havoc In Denmark [Video]
04 Jul 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
A topless model attracted a lot of attention when she walked down a busy Danish street covered in body paint.
Danish Cops Are The Most Fun In The World [Video]
29 May 2014 by chelsea / No Comments
Onlooker captures footage of super cool cop, being super cool. Why can’t we have cops like these?
Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Is Killing Your House Plants
19 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A couple of diligent ninth grade high school students, have made a small but important revelation that has garnered international interest among the geeks in the scientific community. Initially interested by the fact that they couldn’t sleep well when they had their cell phones nearby, but unable to access equipment to study human brainwaves, five […]
Michelle Didn’t Dig Barrack’s Vibe With The Danish Prime Minister [PHOTOS]
11 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
After Barack Obama delivered a stirring speech celebrating Mandela’s life, he saw it fitting to celebrate by taking a little presidential selfie with Denmark’s foxy prime minister, Helle Thorning-Shcmidt.
A Croatian Blonde, Danish Spy And YouTube Cleric: How The CIA Got Al-Awlaki
16 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Morten Storm is a Dane who claims to have been used by the Danish intelligence agency (PET) and the CIA to infiltrate al-Qaeda and by finding well known YouTube cleric Anwar al-Awlaki a wife, help the agencies eliminate him.
Finnish President’s Husband Bust Staring at Princess’ Boobs [VIDEO]
21 Feb 2012 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
This is one of the better videos you will see in this lifetime. Very often these videos are quite iffy, with some viewers questioning if the footage did in fact show what it promised. In this case the guy (the husband of the President of Finland) was so busted, that he even pulled a ‘Picasso’ […]
Big Bosoms
27 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The temerity of those Danes. Here’s a nation whose history has been characterized by men wearing pointy helmets sailing around the Seven Seas and stopping off occasionally for a spot of raping and pillaging that now bans a gloopy spread from Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire because it contains added vitamins. When I was a lad, a Nanny was a woman with big bosoms who told me stories about three little pigs as I drifted off to sleep, safe in the knowledge that all was right with the world.
The La Fee Absinthe-Minded Moment Of The Week
27 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all have our lapses of judgment. But some of us make such horrendously poor decisions that one simply has to ask, “What were they on?”. Every week we bring you three contenders in what can only be described as a battle of small wits. So, with great pleasure we present this week’s three La […]
Lindsay Williams Lambasts The Consul General Of Denmark Over Marmite
26 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Lindsay William’s, co-host of the Morning Meeting on 2oceansVibe Radio, is a native son of England. You can imagine his outrage when he discovered that Denmark had implemented a ban on England’s most beloved foodstuff (after tea), Marmite. In typical Lindsay fashion, he called up the Consul General of Denmark in South Africa, live on air, to quizz him on the situation. Please enjoy the ensuing mirth, after the jump.
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