Trump runs for president. SA soldiers were held hostage in Sudan. US gets involved in fight against Boko Haram. Search for escaped convicts goes cold. Nadal is crashing. Pope’s climate change message leaked. Rihanna’s new beau.
Donald Trump, multibillionaire and owner of the worst toupee in history, took to Twitter to inform us of his lowly opinion of our country. Cue the reactionary attacks.
Everyone enjoys a spot of Twitter banter from time to time, but when the banter involves a missing little girl who has yet to be found people get all kinds of riled up.
Donald Trump is outraged at the light sentencing of Oscar Pistorius and has released an Instagram video to convey his thoughts. Short and sweet, Donald…
I love a good celeb Twitter feud. It can keep you completely and utterly entertained whilst you sit at red traffic lights.
Trump controversial on ebola. ABSA exposed to R699 scam. Elon Musk worried about AI. ANC wants parliament on TV. South African on The Simpsons. Zuma in Washington. The Wire star stabbed. American Idol star dead.
Donald Trump’s hair continues to defy the laws of physics when it endured a serious wind-blowing thanks to a nearby helicopter.
What do you make of Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance? Everyone seems to have an opinion. Even Donald Trump. Check out this message he made for Miley when she was staying in (one of) his hotels.
Trump University promised its students they would receive “individual instruction until they made their first deal.” Instead, all they got was a picture taken in front of a life-sized cardboard cut-out of the floppy haired Apprentice star, and thousands of dollars of debt resting uncomfortably on their shoulders.
Donald Trump has made millions, lost them, and then made some more. The 67-year-old real estate developer currently lives with his former model wife, Melania and son Barron on top of the Trump Towers on Fifth Avenue. But what is the The Apprentice star worth?
That NSA guy is missing in Hong Kong. Mandela in ICU. Nadal apologises for Mandela tweet. Clinton joins Twitter. Bieber takes photo of bra on stage. Putin banning gays from adopting kids.
Denis Rodman asks Kim Jong Un to free American. Kidnapper baby born into plastic pool. Arrests over $50 diamond heist. SA lecturers are trading good marks for sex. Pharrell’s new NSFW music video. Honeymooner killed by shark. Great Gatsby is getting punished.
Blood found in ex-Bulls player axe murder suspect’s car. Goldman Sachs: ‘a Frat on Steroids.’ Famous brands acquires more local eateries. Trumps kids staged an Obama intervention. The 10 wildest Led Zep facts. Facebook hits new high. Fidentia back in court.
Trump has Twitter meltdown following Obama win. Tour de France ‘winner’ in hospital. Roseanne came 5th in US election. Zuma congratulates Obama. Heidi Klum comments on relationship with SA bodyguard. Banyana Banyana in final!
This morning we told you about Donald Trump’s desire to get his hands on the US President’s records and passport. This is the so-called ‘birther’ movement, with trump at the helm. Last night, Barack Obama, when asked about Trump’s bounty of $5 million, hit back with a light-hearted reply.
Donald Trump may not have hair (except for his magnificent comb-over), but he does have an opinion. Whether you want to hear that opinion or not is a different matter, but thanks to Twitter that doesn’t really matter. Here’s what Trump had to say about the Royal’s recent risqué run-ins with photographers.
Donald Trump flew into Edinburgh yesterday. He met with members of the Scottish parliament and told them that wind turbines would be the “destruction of Scotland’s tourist industry”. But he got some static from local activists before the time when a protester rubbed a balloon against his trademark hair – and made it stand up! Evidence inside.
Last month Jenna Talackova was disqualified from taking part in the Miss Universe beauty pageant because she is transgendered. But the decision was reversed last week, and even better news has just broke: a rule change will allow any transgender women to participate in the beauty pageant from next year onwards.
6’1′ bombshell, Jenna Talackova of Vancouver was disqualified from the Donald Trump-owned Miss Universe Canada beauty pageant for “not meeting the requirements to compete despite having stated otherwise on her entry form,” according to competition officials. By which they mean she was disqualified for being born with male genitalia.
Yesterday fury broke out across social networks over surfaced photos of Donald Trump’s sons on a safari killing spree in Zimbabwe. Taken last year, the pictures show Eric and Donald Trump proudly posing next to animals they’ve killed. The list include an elephant, leopard, crocodile, kudu, civet cat and water buck. Full gallery of the boys’ hunting achievements – after the jump.
On Monday we saw Sacha Baron Cohen dump Kim Jong-Il’s “ashes” onto Ryan Seacrest on the Oscars red carpet. Ryan didn’t think it was funny, and neither did Donald Trump, it would seem. He’s taken to YouTube to voice his displeasure – even going so far as to say Seacrest should have punched Baron Cohen in the face. See the video inside.
It is important that you watch videos like this, because it will give you ideas for when you win one of the overseas lotteries. Donald Trump has just bought himself a new Boeing 757 Private Jet for $100 Million. So with some of the big overseas lottery jackpots (they go up to $250 Million) you […]
In an incredibly patriotic move, Donald Trump yesterday announced that he no longer plans to run for the American presidency. Instead he will rather selflessly become part of the 12th season of The Apprentice once again because “it is for charity and for a great cause.” See the video statement inside. I love the applauding when he announces his decision not to run anymore. Awkward.
We all have our lapses of judgment. But some of us make such horrendously poor decisions that one simply has to ask, “What were they on?” Every week we bring you three contenders in what can only be described as a battle of small wits. So with great pleasure we present this week’s three La Fee Absinthe-Minded Moment of the Week finalists. Inside we have Donald Trump, Princess Beatrice, and Sheryl Cwele. But who claims the prize for the most mindbogglingly foolish tomfoolery of the week? Click through to find out!
I sincerely hope you lot have been following the hilarities going on State-side. Our regular Morning Spice readers should be well-versed in Donald Trump’s birth-obsession conspiracy theory he picked up in his quest to become the next President of the United States of America. After months of speculation, Barack Obama finally revealed his original birth […]
Donald Trump is many things. Once man’s tycoon is another’s cantankerous old curmudgeon. Our opinion of the man falls somewhere in between those two markers. Trump’s latest obsession is taking a permanent marker to negative press.
Donald Trump running for the American presidency might sound like a bad idea to some – just like his haircut. Say what you will about his political ambitions, but I actually think Trump embodies the American ideal, which is perfectly encapsulated in this reminiscence of how he screwed one Muammar Gaddafi over in a property deal.