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Kate Middleton
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The Donald Offers His Views On Harry And Kate’s Royal Nudity
19 Sep 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Donald Trump may not have hair (except for his magnificent comb-over), but he does have an opinion. Whether you want to hear that opinion or not is a different matter, but thanks to Twitter that doesn’t really matter. Here’s what Trump had to say about the Royal’s recent risqué run-ins with photographers.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
18 Sep 2012 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Kate gets topless welcome. Two million iPhone 5s sold in 24 hours. Secret video nails Mitt Romney. Marikana miners lower salary demands. Div reckons the Boks are too white. Google bought its own Instagram.
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Picture Shows How Far Paparazzi Was From William & Kate’s Chateau
17 Sep 2012 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Debate surrounding the topless pics taken of Kate Middleton has dominated popular conversation. And now a photo showing the spot from where the pics were taken has emerged. Not the one you see here..
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Friday Morning Spice
14 Sep 2012 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Lonmin makes offer to workers. Malema in firing line. Topless pics of Kate hit stands today. Calls for calm as protests erupt over anti-islam film. Film maker is a meth cooker. Lamborghini recalls 1,500 supercars. The crazy things women will do when turned on.
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Kate Middleton’s Cousin Is On The Cover Of Next Month’s Playboy
16 Aug 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Check out next month’s cover of Playboy! Way back in March you told you all about Kate’s stripper cousin, Katrina Darling, who has her own burlesque show. Well, it turns out there’s been some interest from Camp Hefner, as she’s gonna be on the cover of next month’s Playboy.
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Karl Lagerfeld: I Don’t Like Pippa Middleton’s Face
01 Aug 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld loves being honest and telling people exactly how he feels. He’s done it rather emphatically again while discussing the Middleton sisters’ styles. Kate is a romantic beauty, but Pippa should only show her back.
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Buzz Over Marie Claire SA Cover Goes Global
18 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
The latest cover of Marie Claire in SA has blown up in a huge way online, making headlines on major news sites and aggregators like The Huffington Post, Jezebel and even the New York Daily News. What’s all the fuss about? Kate Middleton on the front cover.
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Recreate The Royal Wedding In The Privacy Of Your Own Basement
25 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In news that is completely normal and not creepy in the slightest, hundreds of ‘Royalists’ are descending on London stores desperate to snatch up doll replicas of Britain’s latest royal two-some- HRH Prince William and Kate Middleton.
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London Named The New Fashion Capital Of The World
17 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
London has overtaken New York City as the world’s fashion capital for 2011. Given the number of badly dressed folk in the news looting the English capital at present, this may be difficult for the rest of the world to swallow.
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Princess Diana Alive Again On Newsweek Cover
29 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Princess Diana has risen from the dead, on the front cover of Newsweek in a picture that shows her walking in town with her new daughter-in-law, Kate. Creepy much?
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The Middleton Smut Implosion – Siblings Offered Porn Roles
11 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Following their collective rise to fame on the veil of Catherine Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, Pippa and Will Middleton have had the gory details of their private lives scrutinised with repulsive efficiency by the world’s tabloid media. It’s a textbook case of “what goes on the internet, stays on the internet”.
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First Glimpse Of Catherine Middleton’s Royal Wedding Dress
29 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
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American Fanatic Quits Her Job To Attend The Royal Wedding
29 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Okay, I have tried to stay out of it. I vowed that I would not get caught up in all the insanity surrounding this wedding. But come on! Some American woman has literally quit her job to fly to England, a miserable and wet country, to be amongst the throng of slags and chavs on Kate’s big day.
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God Save The King
28 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Prince William seems like a decent bloke. Genetically though, he’s been dealt a difficult hand by life, in all her ruthless vagary. His father, Prince Charles – on the occasion of his painful press conference to mark his engagement to the fragrant, dim-witted, but virginal Lady Diana Spencer – so infamously replied to the question […]
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SA Pilot, Charlie Strachan, Is Invited To Kate and William’s Wedding
26 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So the royal guest list has been announced and I am pleased to report that South African born pilot, Charlie Strachan, has been invited. Charlie, who works for Kenya-based Tropic Air, befriended the prince two years ago, when William went for a hike in Kenya.
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William And Kate – The (Bad) Movie [VIDEO]
18 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
We are mere days away from the most important event in human history: the wedding of HRH Prince William to the commoner, Kate Middleton. To celebrate (cash-in on) this wonderful occasion, the Lifetime Network in the US has created “William and Kate”, a sort-of true story of the couple’s romance.
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How Much Would You Pay For A Jellybean Resembling Kate Middleton?
14 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You wouldn’t fork out much, would you? We’d be surprised if you were to cough up five bucks, quite honestly. Not so in England, that ever-discerning country where a corny pop tune by just about any previously unknown boy band has a strong chance of being number 1 on the Christmas charts.
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The Prince Finally Proposes
16 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prince William proposed to his lady. She said yes. He will become king. She will become queen. Bid farewell to any hopes of a moderately normal life, Kate. Yours is all polo, stifled conversation, funny clothing and sex scandals from now on. On the up side, you will be living in a palace for the vast majority of it.
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