Wednesday Morning Spice

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Please Enjoy This Korean Chap Teaching British Slang [Video]

Find yourself going to Liverpool and need a brush up on your Scouse? Korean Billy has got you covered, with a series of videos teaching you some local phrases. Yup.
Great – They Made An Umbrella For People That Can’t Stop Texting [Video]

Oh the horror of having to pull yourself away from your phone and interact with the real world. Now you can avoid all that with the new Phone-Brella.
Nuts In A Sack Is The Reason Why This Girl Stopped A Plane

NUTS ON A PLANE! The sequel to that awful snakes movie… Here is a case of someone actually going nuts because of some nuts.
Nothing Can Fully Prepare You For This Propaganda Video Of Kim Jong Un Flying A Plane [Video]

What do you do when those pesky Americans release a movie about how poorly you treat your citizens? Upload a video to Youtube where you pilot a plane like a boss, of course. Watch Kim Jong Un take the reins and demonstrate his inner ‘Maverick’.
This Is How North Korea Hacked Into SONY’s Servers

Cyber warfare can be best described by quiet dudes bashing on keyboards…this time an attack has gone public. Lets see what happens next
Korea’s American Army Prostitutes Want Compensation

Have you ever had that feeling like you’ve been screwed (yes I did) out of some hard-earned money? You didn’t get what you deserved from a job and demand more? Evidently, so do these ladies, and they’re determined to set the record straight…
Dude, It’s Totally Legal To Smoke Weed In North Korea!

While North Korea keeps your civil rights under quite tight wraps, one thing the state doesn’t mind is indulging in some weed in broad daylight.
This Is Why You Don’t Watch South Korean Soap Operas In North Korea

If you thought getting TV shows from your friends was dangerous in Western countries, wait till you find out how it was handled in North Korea…
Interview With Three Americans Detained In North Korea [Video]

Three detainees of North Korea have been interviewed as they await a US representative to come and appeal for their release.
Kim Jong-Un Officially Sees Seth Rogen Movie As ‘An Act Of War’

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is not pleased about Seth Rogan’s new movie, The Interview, and is ready to at upon it if the film is released.
North Korean Troops Weapons Training – Shooting At US Branded Targets [Video]

North Korea’s state-run television KRT aired a video of soldiers conducting firing drills against targets depicting the United States.
Seth Rogen And James Franco Attempt To Assassinate Kim Jong Un In New Film: The Interview [Trailer]

Seth Rogan and James Franco prepare to assassinate the North Korean supreme leader, Kim Jong-un, in the new trailer for The Interview.
Finally: The Kim Jong-Un Combat Video Game You’ve Been Waiting For [Video]

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a dictator? Finally – here’s your chance to live your dreams with this new video game from Atlanta-based Moneyhorse, starring Kim Jong Un.
South Korea Is Getting Lady Friendly [Image]

Seoul, the capital city of Korea, is striving to make their city more ‘woman-friendly’.
Prepare To Be Astounded – DIY Facelifts Have Arrived

It’s just what you’ve been waiting for! Or is it? Either way, DIY plastic surgery is a big thing now. Especially in Asia.
Radvertising: Enjoy This Round Up Of Korea’s Wonderfully Weird TV Ads [VIDEO]

Ah Korea. This is a compilation of Korean TV commercials from the late 1990s and early 2000s. They may be dated, but they are gold. The ads range from wildly inappropriate exercise equipment demonstrations to energetic dance moves from curly haired mothers, and you need to watch them this Friday afternoon.
Radvertising: Gangnam Style Psy’s ‘WikiKorea’ Is Awesome [VIDEO]

Tourism agencies across the globe are kicking it in to high gear lately. Holland kicked a whole lotta ass recently with their “Original Cool” campaign, and South Korea has come to the party, enlisting Gangnam Style gift-giver, Psy in the creation of YouTube spots to promote that country. ‘Psy’s WikiKorea’ has been translated in to […]
North Korea Releases Video Depicting The USA In Flames – Set To “We Are The World” Ballad [VIDEO]

At first glance this coud be mistaken for a karaoke backing video. Alas, it’s North Korean propaganda using Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 and “We Are the World” to show the U.S. under attack. Yes, we know. It’s too awesome. Of course, ‘We are the World’ was written by Lionel Richie and Michael Jackson. North Korea […]
Korean Engineering Students See Hot Girls Dance For The First Time

A bunch of Korean engineering students get incredibly excited watching a group of women perform a racy dance routine, throwing more fist pumps per second than previously recorded in the history of their country.
Soldiers Dance In Streets After Kim Jong-Un Becomes Head Of Military [GALLERY & VIDEO]

Yesterday reports surfaced that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had been given the title of Marshal – the country’s highest military rank. And how did the troops respond? Turns out they were so ecstatic that spontaneous dancing broke out in the streets!
Korea Has Robo-Guards Roaming Their Prisons [VIDEO]
A group of scientists in South Korea has developed the world’s first completely autonomous prison guard. Far from being a glorified Roomba, the robo-guard was “designed to study human behavior, the robot is able to detect abnormal prisoner activity and report back to its controllers.” Click through for the video.
Mangyongdae Funfair: The Last Theme Park In North Korea [PICS]
This fairly depressing photo series of Manyongdae Funfair, North Korea’s version of the Happiest Place On Earth, has just been released. The amusement park, located a few kilometres north of Pyongyang, is the last theme park in the dictatorship, which isn’t totally surprising given the dilapidated and dangerous rides on display.
Our Dear Leader’s Sister Invented The Hamburger
So! Pretend we’re having that bit of dialogue from Pulp Fiction where we talk about Burger King burgers being called ‘royale’ in France, except we’re talking about North Korea, and they call them “minced meat and bread,” to avoid referring to the uniquely American hamburger. Also, this is a new thing.