The 2024 Cannes Movies We’re Excited To See [Trailers]
There’s a Brooklyn sex worker’s fairy-tale romance involving a Russian oligarch’s son, a biopic on Donald Trump in his younger, pre-fascist years, and a musical involving drug cartels.
The Guardian’s Brutal Two Sentence Review Of Latest Banderas / Bosworth Flick, ‘The Enforcer’ [Trailer]
The critics are having a ball with this predictable crime thriller that “limps” between Miami sleaze clichés.
Wildly Different Reviews For ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’
Some reviews are downright brutal (“seemingly designed to sap viewers’ combined will to live”) while others call the sequel “superhero filmmaking”.
Ouch: Critics Have Not Been Kind To That George Clooney / Julia Roberts Rom-Com
Getting these Hollywood heavyweights back together again for a classic wedding-ruining rom-com in a tropical location, complete with the will-they-won’t-they-get-back-together trope, looked really promising.
Ouch: Tom Hanks And ‘Pinocchio’ Slammed
Hanks has starred in a few duds over the years and one of his latest efforts, ‘Pinocchio’, appears to tick that box.
Overwhelmingly Positive Reviews For Jordan Peele Horror, ‘Nope’ [Trailer]
When Jordan Peele makes a movie, film critics sit up and take notice. Ahead of the film’s global release tomorrow, the reviews are rolling in.
The ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Reviews Are In
Two weeks from today, the long-awaited sequel to the 1986 cult classic will hit theatres.
“Sucks More Than Just Blood”: Review’s For Marvel’s ‘Morbius’ Are Not Kind
Marvel movies are always going to hit big numbers at the box office, but the reviews for ‘Morbius’ are so bad that there are fears it will affect the bottom line.
“Soul-Destroying Horror Show”: Telegraph Has No Love For Ryan Reynolds Flick
The Ryan Reynolds Netflix film ‘The Adam Project’ was released last Friday. Some reviews have been kind, while others appear offended by the film’s very existence.
Reviews For ‘The Batman’ Say The Same Thing [Trailer]
We have reached the review stage of ‘The Batman’ hype machine and one point is being stressed almost across the board.
A Quick Look At 2021’s Best Reviewed Netflix Original Movies [Trailers]
Last year at least, Netflix managed to create a number of excellent original movies, some of which are likely to be Oscar nominees.
Rave Reviews Stacking Up For ‘Dune’
Director Denis Villeneuve has been rewarded with success, with his version of ‘Dune’ stacking up the star ratings, glowing reviews, and general acclaim.
The Bond Reviews Are In
With ‘No Time To Die’ set to hit UK theatres tomorrow, the reviews are in for Daniel Craig’s final hurrah as 007.
Critics Didn’t Enjoy Meghan’s New Disney Movie
Oh dear – it looks like some critics aren’t too thrilled with Meghan’s first foray back into the movie business.
SPL!NG Movie Review: Richard Jewell
Based on a true story, ‘Richard Jewell’, follows in the vein of ‘Sully’… telling of a heroic serviceman, whose actions saved hundreds of lives.
“A Tree Of Boredom Falling Unheard In A Forest Of Dullness” – New ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Slammed By Critics
‘Charlie’s Angels’ is back for a second reboot. While the films of the early 2000s were a pop culture event, this one is getting panned by critics.
“A Crushing Disappointment” – Some Of The Early Reviews For ‘The Lion King’ Aren’t Great
This weekend, you get the chance to relive the incredible tale of Simba’s ascent to greatness. Just don’t expect too much.
SPL!NG Movie Review: Andre The Giant
Before the likes of Paris Hilton, the Internet and the Marvel superhero phenomenon, there were self-made celebrities and real marvels of nature like André Roussimoff.
SPL!NG Movie Review: Widows
‘Widows’ is the much-anticipated follow-up to ’12 Years a Slave’, Steve McQueen’s Oscar-winning drama about the antebellum South and the journey of Solomon Northup.
SPL!NG Movie Review: Creed II
‘Creed’ picked up the Rocky story, creating a spin-off boxing drama about Apollo Creed’s son, Adonis, who falls under the mentorship of new coach, Rocky Balboa.
SPL!NG Movie Review: Juliet, Naked
Juliet, Naked – if you were expecting nudity, you’re guaranteed to be disappointed. While the film title sounds a bit racy, this unconventional music comedy drama is actually quite harmless.
SPL!NG Movie Review: The Recce
‘The Recce’ is a South African war drama from writer-director Johannes Ferdinand Van Zyl. The film follows the journey of a soldier behind enemy lines.
SPL!NG Movie Review: Johnny English Strikes Again
‘Johnny English Strikes Again’ is the third instalment in the Johnny English franchise, starring Rowan Atkinson as a bumbling Secret Service agent.
SPL!NG Movie Review: Crazy Rich Asians
Crazy Rich Asians is a romance comedy drama based on the international bestseller, and features an all-Asian cast of up-and-coming to established stars.
SPL!NG Movie Review: The Spy Who Dumped Me
‘The Spy Who Dumped Me’ isn’t a sequel to ‘Austin Powers’, but rather a spy action adventure comedy starring Mila Kunis and Kate McKinnon.
The Reviews For Spacey’s ‘Billionaire Boys Club’ Are So Bad They’re Good
The box office numbers for ‘Billionaire Boys Club’ were always going to suffer from a Kevin Spacey backlash. Turn out the reviews are awful, too.