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That BBC Interviewee Dildo Picture You’ve Been Seeing Is Real [Video]
29 Jan 2021 by Carrie / No Comments
People watching a BBC Wales panel discussion about unemployment during the pandemic noticed something out of sorts on one interviewee’s bookshelf.
Screw The Mysterious Monolith, A 200kg Wooden Penis ‘Landmark’ Has Gone Missing From A German Mountaintop
02 Dec 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Yet another monument with mysterious origins has gone missing, only this time it was shaped like a penis.
Famous Magazine Writer Fired For Touching Himself On Zoom Call
12 Nov 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Jeffrey Toobin is the ultimate cautionary tale for anyone wanting to do something dodgy in the middle of a Zoom video call.
This Guy Used His Penis To Paint Steve Hofmeyr
26 Sep 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
Pricasso has applied his talented penis to a portrait of our very own Steve Hofmeyr, ahead of his appearance in Pretoria.
Masturbating Mr D Driver Video Goes Viral
09 Jan 2019 by Carrie / 3 Comments
Online food delivery service Mr D is in hot water, after one of their drivers dropped off an order with a side of seriously indecent exposure.
If You Must Know, Stormy Daniels Described Trump’s Junk In Great Detail
19 Sep 2018 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ever wondered what Donald Trump’s downstairs looks like? Nah, me neither, but thanks to Stormy Daniels we now have an intimate idea.
The Average Penis Length Is The Height Of A Diet Coke, Or Three Wine Corks
24 Aug 2018 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You’ve probably heard the facts and figures about average penis sizes. So, how do they stack up against things you might find at home or in the office?
Video Game About Penises, From Constantia-Based Studio, Makes R20 Million In Six Months [Video]
28 Jun 2018 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you thought a video game about a penis called John was a stupid idea, you’d be wrong to the tune of R20 million.
More Justin Bieber Nude Pics Leaked, As Him And Orlando Bloom Go To Penis War
08 Aug 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
The Bieber – Bloom feud has been reignited, with nude pics from both camps leaving many wondering if it’s all for show.
To The Non-Circumcised Crew, You’re Wrong About ‘Increased Sensitivity’
22 Apr 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s something you’ve probably heard said out loud before, although it turns out science ain’t exactly backing up that theory.
Ozzie Dudes Who Draw Dicks On Tabloids Are Having An Exhibition Now [Images + Video]
24 Feb 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Drawing penises on things is what almost every boy does growing up – but these men never stopped and now they’re exhibiting their creations.
Details About Hitler’s Penis Have Emerged – You Might Not Be Surprised
23 Feb 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Adolf Hitler was known to have one hell of a temper, his shouting and screaming a staple of his political speeches. Now we might understand why.
This Girl Is Making A Living Out Of Dick Pics [NSFW Images]
14 Jan 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Soraya Doolbaz takes pictures of men’s penises dressed up in clothes, and gets paid for it…
Girl Gets Revenge By Setting Cheating Boyfriend’s Penis On Fire [video]
18 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Ahh revenge. Watch this chick tune her boyfriend after he awakens from her setting his penis on fire.
105 Women Gave Their Views On What A Beautiful Penis’ Traits Should Be
23 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A group of German scientists decided to take pity on ugly penis owners everywhere by conducting a study to find out what exactly makes the perfect ding-dong
ELLE Asked A Bunch Of Women To Draw The Perfect Penis [Video]
16 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Before I even show you any of these, I’m going to start with a few drawings from the ladies in the 2ov office…
Japan’s Famous Penis Festival Happened This Weekend [Images]
09 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prior to learning about this festival, I have only ever seen this many penises at Bachelorette Parties. Ladies, we’ve been doing it wrong.
The World’s First Successful Penis Transplant Just Happened In Cape Town
13 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
A big, hard, woody congratulations to those at the University of Stellenbosch who today confirmed the world’s first successful penile transplant.
Some People Are Very Upset About Tom Ford’s Golden Penis Necklace
17 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Tom Ford can do no wrong in my eyes. A) he is ridiculously good-looking, B) THAT fragrance, and C) who doesn’t want a perfectly cut Tom Ford suit? Now he has a penis pendant, because why not?
Tesco Buttermilk Packaging FAIL [Image]
28 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A Tesco-branded buttermilk packaging features some interesting shapes that don’t exactly make any sense. But at least it draws attention…
This Man Raped A 3 Year Old Girl But His Lawyer Says A Finger Is Not As Bad As A Penis
22 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Prepare to be shocked, as according to a rapist’s lawyer, raping someone using your finger is not as serious as using a penis.
This Is What A R26 Million Car Looks Like With A Penis Drawn On The Bonnet
09 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Ah, spray paint. Not just for walls and the sides of trains. Here we see it on a crazy expensive car. Grab a tissue, ’cause this is SAD.
Do You Have A Small Penis? This Man Is Fighting For You To Be Accepted
05 Sep 2014 by chelsea / 2 Comments
How do you feel about your man stick? Are you happy with it, or do you have raging jealousy over the other men around you? Try being this guy…
Sir Ian Botham’s Penis Tweet Goes Viral [NSFW]
19 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sir Ian Botham’s #middlestump has gone viral…not the middle stump you would think though. Please enjoy Sir penis.
How Could This Company Not Realise Its Logo Looks Like a Penis?
13 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
There are a lot of things out there that accidentally look like genitalia, and if we are honest it is more often than not our own minds finding penises where there are perhaps not really any… but this is DEFINITELY a penis, isn’t it?
Real Estate Listing Shows Cameraman’s Penis In Mirror
25 Jul 2014 by chelsea / No Comments
It’s very important to take good pictures of your house when selling it – good quality photos that show off the best aspects of your house. Amongst other things…
It Looks Like Size Does Actually Matter [Video]
30 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prepare for giggly uninformative answers.
Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Alleged Sexting Argument Goes Viral – Penis Pics For Sale [SCREENSHOTS]
21 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
When the authorities raided Justin Bieber’s home, they came back with quite the haul. Among all the cocaine, codeine, sizzurp and marijuana, they also found some nude photos. Apparently, the Biebs is properly addicted to a prescription drug called Actavis prometh, which he mixes with codeine and cough syrup in order to get a fix.
Samsung Billboards ‘Penis’ Spelling Error Goes Viral
26 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
There are many ways of using a billboard to attract the attention of potential customers. Whether this was a deft marketing ploy or sheer idiocy, we will never know.
Brazilian Model Contradicts Prostitute And Says Bieber Is, In Fact, Well Endowed
12 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The latest twist in the Justin Bieber prozzie-plot is a humdinger. Just how big is Little Justin? Due to the fact that he’s been sleeping with so very many prostitutes lately, it’s difficult to know who to believe.
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