Once you get past the WTF moment, you have to admire the fancy footwork done by everyone involved. Smoke, mirrors, and remissions aside, did we really think Zuma was ever going to go back to jail?
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Zapiro and Zuma have done battle for years. As we enter another day wondering if the former president will end up behind bars, the cartoonist isn’t letting up.
Zuma is going to new lengths to avoid taking the stand, including bogus recusal requests and simply running away from the commission.
Social media was ablaze on Wednesday night after Jacob Zuma tweeted a photo of himself wielding a weapon. His son says it’s all an overreaction.
Just when you thought Jacob Zuma couldn’t spring any more surprises on South Africa, he announces that he’s working on his first album.
Everybody knows that Jacob Zuma wasn’t exactly swimming in academic excellence, but how do our other post-1994 presidents compare?
Zuma trial going ahead. Shock Shell Report. Facebook investigated. More London violence. Guptas granted extension. Bollywood star gets 5 years. World’s best surfing hotels. Meghan Markle’s dad prepares. Average bribes in SA.
The fall of Zuma. Zille to plan Day Zero. US government shuts down. Robots for MH370. Phelps nearly killed himself. Adolescence up to 24. Scarlett attacks Franco. BA pilot boards plane drunk. Sheeran engaged. Kim’s new baby name. Sarah Ferguson wants £45m.
On Sunday, SpaceX launched the deeply mysterious Zuma satellite into space, but it appears something went wrong. The multi-billion dollar mission has been a disaster.
It is surprising the DA, EFF and all other non-ANC parties weren’t doing flick-flacks on Tuesday. Even though they lost the no-confidence vote, the number of secret MPs who turned on Zuma was unprecedented.
Zuma offered R2billion to F-off. Mugabe sons evicted from Sandton apartment. China’s fake SA history. Charlie Gard lawyer shock. Euro horsemeat scam. Tiffany Trump and Marla on yacht. Bill Clinton sandwiched by Bushs.
Zuma checkmate. Racist Mabel resigns. Naspers company his $300 billion. Hillary forming new political group. Obama endorses French candidate. Prince Philip opts to chill. Ferrari expected to fetch R43m. Kate’s little lamb.
Zuma’s team of personal security has now grown so much so that it’s the most people any South African head of state has ever had – and you need to ask yourself, “Why?”
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Zuma here for rest of term. Prince had Opiods on him. Facebook smashes expectations. Apple revenue declines. Trump dominating. Beautiful People dating site hacked. Apple employee found dead. Big Ben stopping. Kallis responds. Why Prince had no will.
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“Insult Zuma and pay the price.” ANC exile children take action. Zuma has a solution. Sex fugitive rabbi arrested in SA. Clinton clashes with #BlackLivesMatter protesters. F1 changing format. Victoria’s Secret model exposes demands. Charlize to join Fast & Furious.
Zuma survives impeachment. David Cameron and the offshore trust. Gawker fights back against Hogan. Trump loses Wisconsin. JHB Mayor’s wife robbed. New Rolling Stones album. Cape Town is so vain. Samsung’s contact lens with built-in camera.
Zuma coup d’état? Rand needs Zuma to step down. Rio Olympics tickets not selling. Taliban had their own app. Spain to lose siestas. Massive airline merger. Disneyland employee dead in haunted house. Zayn Malik makes history. BA passenger bitten by fellow passenger.
Zuma offered to step down. Brussels releases suspect photo. Trump on Brussels. Music industry’s new #1 money maker. Rob Ford dies. 1 million download Nintendo’s new app. Famous person marries rock. Top Gear controversy. Kanye at Bieber concert.
Although allegations of the Gupta – Zuma family ties have been in the spotlight for years, they now have an audience that has exceeded their control.
Leaders discuss Zuma removal. Uber SA applauds new bill. Cycle tour winners. First Mac ransomware virus. Old Mutual coming home? Zuma assassination man in court. Oz shooting and hostage drama. Harvard to drop slavery crest. Britney dances in bikini.
Everyone thinks Zuma should resign. Malema apologies. Gupta told Mbalula he would be sports minister. Nigeria’s penchant for polo. Obama on Trump. Kanye West album’s alarming pirate stats.
Zuma’s statement to pay back a yet-to-be-determined amount of the 250 million he “owes” the state could just be another one of his ploys to win back some internal support in the ANC.
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During a recent address JZ was in fine form, calling out white people for being too stressed and hailing himself as a miracle.
What are we going to do? South Africans are needing some stern advice in the wake of Zuma’s poor choices.
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