Sunday, June 1, 2025

The Borat Mankini Argus Cyclist: The Plot Thickens

The mankini-clad cyclist who sent South Africa's cycling community into a heady froth over his BMX and lumo green couture has been identified. But there is so much more to this story than the superficial...

The cyclist has been identified as one Evan Price, who managed to complete the race in a time of 04h30mins, not so shabby considering that his means of propulsion had only one gear.

Respect to you, Mr Price.

But the BMX and the mankini are only half the story.

Evan Price is being accused of skullduggery during the race by none other than the CEO of Cycletrust Tour, Dave Bellairs. Please enjoy this email exchange between Mr Bellairs, and Evan.

Very good.