It’s pretty much 4pm on Friday and before everyone packs up for the weekend, I thought I’d let you know what I found. It’s called Patron Tequila and is billed as the #1 tequila in the word!

Ballsy, to say the least. Gorgeous to look at, nonetheless.

So I thought I would take my first sip of it right now, whilst writing this little article for you. It’s basically the same as live TV. And by “live TV”, I mean it’s not live and it’s on the internet.

Before I take my first shot, let’s have a look at the STUNNING bottle.

My god, that is beautiful! And that CORK at the top! It’s TO DIE FOR!

Ok, so it’s been in the freezer for a bit now. Excuse me for a sec while I fetch it…

I’ve poured it into an old glass shot glass with the old SAA logo on it. Must have been from business class in the old days (my grandfather was very well heeled). I’m taking a sip now..

GOOD LORD, that was SMOOTH! And I can confirm that I was not compelled to pull a face after drinking it! It really tastes fantastic! Sherbet, that is some good tequila! I’m having another sip.. Mmm.. the texture…and it’s so syrupy! Let’s get some more information..

Nice. I suggest you get some. It’s just so classy. It’s just so cool. Did I mention the cork? The cork is so cool.

When you get to the bottle store (I got it from Steven Rom liquor store) and you realise that it costs in the late five hundred Rands, don’t be angry with me.

Rather be angry with the other local booze brands who didn’t come to the party..