Short and sweet:
“My father was killed by ninjas” – COME ON, MAN! This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He might want to start by getting a pair of Ninja Shoes ..
Oh, speaking of ninjas, I think you’re ready to see a pic from when I first learnt ninja skills.
Seth with his trusty steed, Katie
Ready for ANYTHING!
That’s right – I was fucken dangerous, my friend.
HAIYA!