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PARIS HILTON AS R2-D2
06 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham in Celebrities, Fashion, Mind Fuck, Paris Hilton, Uncool
Everyone remain calm. In a few hours time a spaceship will be arriving to pick us up to take us to another dimension. You will all be given matching clothing and shoes, as well as a special cocktail which must be consumed before embarking on this adventure to the new world.
Paris Hilton will be your tour guide:
Surely not?I know.
My mouth also dropped open like yours is.
Close it. It’s over now.
Get back to what you were doing.
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