It was just yesterday that we brought you the incredibly important news that Paris Hilton was single (here). So you’ll be pleased to know that she managed to get over the heartbreak by nailing Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Together they hit the town in LA and celebrated our boy’s £80 million transfer to Real Madrid.
Nice.
This, from DailyMail:
They have plenty in common. Well OK, then, they both shave their legs and both are worth a fortune.
So it is perhaps not too surprising that departing Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo and socialite Paris Hilton are reportedly enjoying the first flushes of romance.
The perma-tanned Portuguese winger has been celebrating news that he has been snapped up by Real Madrid for the eye-watering sum of £80 million by hitting the town in Los Angeles with the American party queen.
Ronaldo, 24, who is single, ‘hung out’ with the newly-single hotel heiress and her younger sister Nicky at the MyHouse nightclub in LA well into the early hours of Thursday morning.
The trio then carried on partying back at Nicky’s plush home in West Hollywood.
Witnesses at the club claim Ronaldo and Paris – who broke up from boyfriend Doug Reinhardt just 24 hours earlier – were seen talking flirtatiously with one another in a VIP area and used bodyguards to block them from the sight of others. They also swapped numbers.
[click here to read more about her 3am booty call]
I think it’s fair to say that, although good looking, he is a bit greasy. Similar to Hilts, some might say.
In fact, this wold be a great moment to try out a new phrase I made up recently which pretty much explains what is happening here. I got it after noticing that similar breeds of birds usually hang around each other.
It goes like this, “Birds of a feather, flock together.”
Good, hey?
Use it, don’t use it.
