Jennifer Arniston (yes, I know, but it’s better that way) was recently spotted looking somewhat nippy.
This pic was taken within the last fortnight.
Perky Perkster
That pic reminded me of an ad I saw on the euronet about an ingenious product for women who might be lacking in the “perky” department. And by ingenious, I mean outrageous.
They calling them Sticky Nips and they’re pretty much exactly what you think they are.
You just stick them on.
Just like that.
Behold:
Have you EVER?
I’ve NEVER!
I tell you – I’m not sure I’d be happy seeing a 70+ woman’s nipples in the ski-jump position, when, in fact, the real guys are nearer the navel.
God, can you imagine the disappointment!?
