A very small number of you did not buy tickets to Friday’s EuroMillions lottery SuperDraw. Well you can thank your lucky stars, because it’s a rollover! Unlike the SuperEna Lottery, The EuroMillions lottery does not rollover a helluva lot. With that kind of luck on your side , I strongly advise you get your tickets this time!
Or not. Are you going to just leave it again? Ja, that’s a good idea. Why bother? Just leave it. I mean why would you waste a few mouse clicks and some small change on become a Rand billionaire?
Hi, what’s your name?
John. What’s yours?
Just call me “billionaire.” Thanks.
If you are financially tight or restricted in any way and you are not entering these kind of lotteries, then I’m afraid I can’t help you. What do you think that kind of attitude says about your energy and vibe in general? Exactly – it’s kak.
Rollovers usually don’t happen with Superdraws and when they do, it is ridiculous!
How ridiculous, you ask?
The Euro Millions Lottery
Rolls Over (slut)
Oh, try €129,000,000. Haha! It’s too funny. It’s so much money it’s very difficult to ignore. Especially when you look at the amount in Rands, which is ONE AND A HALF BILLION RAND.
That’s exactly why I just bought mine. Check it out – these are my numbers!
This is real, people – do you understand? It’s not “play-play.” People win these things all the time! You can see them here and here and here and here. Come on, man – it’s too easy! And this website let’s YOU join in on the action, letting you buy tickets safely and securely online.
Letting you buy houses like this one for R100 million:
Houses like this..
..yours for only R100 million
God I pity those of you who haven’t bought numbers. It’s such a crap vibe you’re going for.
Come on – stop being such a bore! CLICK HERE and live a little.
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