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June 24, 2010

MAYBE SHE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU

A lot of people have had their hearts broken in this world. What’s your tale?

Maybe it’s the guy in your office, he’s perfect, and you’re invisible.

Maybe your wife wakes up after 30 years of blissful marriage and tells you that from here on in, her name is Gerald.

Or maybe you walked in on your fiancé on the business end of pentagang megabang (coined it!), posed midway between The Transverse Lute and The Suspended Congress.

Like this guy.

“New Never Used…Unlike the Bride to Be…”

Yo yo yo!

[thanks, Brad]