Overeager merchandising at Amazon led to the spoiling of Transformers 3: The Dark of the Moon‘s plot, which everybody is just devastated about. What’s that? You don’t watch it ‘for the story’? Oh. Well it’s in space, apparently…

According to the ‘Transformers 3 Push-Pops’ product listing, Michael Bay’s next opus will show us giant robot cars, Shia LaBeouf, and Not-Megan-Fox  “involved in a perilous space race between the U.S. and Russia.” How Mr. Bay plans on sending the cast back to the 60’s to get involved in the U.S./Soviet space-race remains to be seen.

[via A.V. Club]