American Family Is Unaware Of The Overpopulation Problem

The world is in bad shape. We’ve reached peak oil and are rapidly approaching peak water. We’ve fished the oceans to death and decimated the planets lungs. Overpopulation is an ongoing problem and reality TV continues to ruin countless lives.

None of this seems to have registered with the Bates family (no relation) who have triumphantly managed to squeeze off no less than 18 children. One less than the current record holders (because having unlimited unprotected sex is a record that Guinness recognise, apparently).

The family is not content to stop yet. Bearing children is a gift from God, they say, and add “We will have many more children if God allows it.”

Deep fried battered pizza is a gift from God too but at some point you have to stand back and say, “Seriously guys, I think we’ve had enough.”

[Source: Daily Mail]

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