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November 30, 2010

The 10 Most Ridiculously Unnecessary Books

Movable type is a technology that changed the world forever. It gave us the works of Shakespeare and Proust, religion and Die Son. It allowed mankind to document yottabytes of our collected history and wisdom. Sometimes, however, literature like these sneak their way into this prestigious collection of data.

#10: 50 Ways To Use Feminine Hygiene Products In A Manly Manner

50 ways to use feminine hygiene products in a manly manner

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#9: Anybody Can Be Cool – But Awesome Takes Practice

anybody can be cool but awesome takes practice

This book capitalises on the intrinsic fact that in order to be not only cool, but full-blown awesome, you need to look like Dawson Leery surrounded by a focus-group-approved, politically correct assortment of friends.

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#8: Exercises For Gentlemen – 50 Exercises To Do With Your Suit On

excercises for gentlemen

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#7: Knitting With Dog Hair

knitting with dog hair

Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. Truer words have never been spoken.

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#6: Love + Sex With Robots

love and sex with robots

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#5: Menopop – A Menopause Pop-Up And Activity Book

menopop

Who said The Change can’t be a fun experience. This book also comes with a board game called MenOland. No spice.

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#4: Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power

Natural Bust

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#3: Shipping Semen – How To Have A Successful Experience

shipping semen how to have a successful experience

Because there’s nothing worse than an unsuccessful experience with semen.

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#2: Sodomy And The Pirate Tradition

sodomy and the pirate tradition

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#1: Why Do I Vomit

why do i vomit

I’m assuming that this book is filled with pages and pages of various photographs of tequila, and nothing else.

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