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  • Public Service Announcement From Seth: Money

    09 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham in 2oceansvibe Society, 2oceansvibers, Business, Cape Town Boys And Girls, Cape Town Products And Retail, Cape Town Services, Cape Town Tips, Finance, The 2oceansvibe Characters, Useful Tips, Very Cool, Vibe
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    Every now and then I drop one of these public service announcements, because I love you and you should know about them. Love is an action, not an emotion, okay?

    Think about that. I’m acting out my love for you.

    Anyhow.

    I was pacing through my inbox yesterday, setting fire to 427 emails that all started with “Hey, I have this great idea”, when I came upon yet another slice of spam.

    “Ah, more food for the hungry trash can,” I thought to myself, out loud, as I do when I feel powerful and self-satisfied.

    And literally miliseconds before I made the click to bin the piece of advertising dross, I spotted something important.

    A name. A name I knew. A name many of you will know. I hadn’t heard from this name in a while.

    I took a sip of Pimms, and delved into the netherworld of the email trash can, making a hasty rescue of the email.

    And there it was, the name. It was tacked on to the end of a financial services advertisment. Michael Furter. Could it be? Could it be the prodigal 2oceansvibe character, The Wedding Singer?

    I picked up my phone. I dropped Furter a text (please see phone rules, here). I asked if he was involved in the company in this advert.

    He called me, and I answered (true story, this was a planned phone call – not one of those random ear rapes that everyone seems so keen on). Turns out he was involved in this company.

    Long story short, I want you to know two things.

    1) The Wedding Singer is alive and well, and he spent this last weekend sleeping on his couch.

    2) He spent the whole weekend sleeping on his couch because he’s been a very busy boy setting up a company with a very similar spirit to 2oceansvibe (as 2oceansvibers do). It’s called Consequence, and it’s a financial services company that does investments, financial planning, wills, the whole shebang. Only they’re quite cool, because they’re not trying to screw you for all you’re worth, like the majority of financial services providers, and as it turns out, they don’t speak to you in Greek or ebonics, meaning you can actually understand what you’re being told, or sold, for that matter.

    You now have a trusted financial services provider that falls squarely in the Vibe. I’m giving them my trust, so should you. And if you ever have any problems, you come talk to me, because that’s how the vibe operates.

    Just one more part of your life made easier by 2oceansvibe. Thank me later.

    Lovies

    Daddy Cool (AKA Seth)

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