My, was I surprised by the results when I typed “christmas tree” “tits” into Google Images. There’s one with a guy stealing a tree, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears next to what could be a Christmas tree or just some tree and a card that says, ‘Merry Titmas’. Listen to me rambling on. Why don’t I just show you.
Guy stealing a tree.
Paris and Britney.
The birds are called tits!
Would love me some Spanx.
Turn the tree upside down and…
