Bare-Chested Acrobats Give The Pope A Private Show

Well, it’s not like they had them explode from a cake and huskily sing ‘Happy Birthday, Mr. Jesus,’ but this comes pretty close. But hey, good thing they don’t allow gay folk to become Popes, right? Otherwise that creepy look on his face would be pretty hard to explain away.

Not shown is the bit where His Imminence tries to stuff euros in their waistbands.